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@DreadCanary
Gonna build a life I'm proud of or die trying. Vires in ministerium Actio par oratio
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    @DreadCanary
    May 16, 2025
    Previous life goal: (still in progress) "Raise the quality of 'love' that people are willing to accept." New life goal: (in tandem) "Enable as many people as possible to enjoy being themselves."
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    @DreadCanary
    Dec 21, 2024
    Replying to @eatnik
    it's so much worse than that...if you *care* about the other person's wellbeing they'll walk all over you 🙄
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    @DreadCanary
    Mar 15, 2025
    Replying to @ansiable and @AbstractFairy
    why are you answering security questions honestly? As far as I'm concerned my mother's maiden name is "Linguine" My first pet was a millipede named "Pebbles" and my first car was a "Pentium Processor"
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    @DreadCanary
    Apr 26, 2024
    Replying to @jelly_momm
    My ex-wife used to get annoyed with me leaving the empty toilet paper tube on the floor underneath the (freshly refilled) new roll of toilet paper… After a few weeks she stopped complaining and started storing them in my suitcase…then filmed my reaction the next time we packed.
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    @DreadCanary
    Apr 17, 2024
    Replying to @imdrinkingwine
    Really blow their minds, tell them how sizing works.
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    @DreadCanary
    May 17, 2022
    I think “Nihilism” is what happens when you insist on asking “but what’s the POINT?” and then ignoring your emotions when they try to answer.
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    @DreadCanary
    Oct 12, 2020
    Replying to @chunkbardey
    Honest answer: I’m predicting between March and July 2021. Vaccines are being tested. Then they have to be approved / produced / distributed. Once everyone who isn’t anti-vax has it we can functionally return to normal.
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    @DreadCanary
    Dec 21, 2024
    Replying to @Firebrandt76 and @eatnik
    (yes, we're dunking on people who think romantic entanglements are PvP)
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    @DreadCanary
    Oct 4, 2023
    Replying to @nvpkp
    "sticking around and putting in the work" is what makes them not mediocre
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    @DreadCanary
    May 14, 2024
    Replying to @anielizarmly and @mechanical_monk
    possibly hypocrisy, if he really felt that having sex on the first date would kill all possibility of relationship he'd abstain from doing it.
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    @DreadCanary
    Nov 29, 2024
    Day 2 of taking this sign to a coffee shop to meet people, and I got to talk tarot to a cute couple 🥰
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    @DreadCanary
    Apr 7, 2025
    Replying to @Romy_Holland
    You can ask her what she wants out of life, if she's on track to get it, and (assuming she's not) how long it's been since she's made progress. What are the roadblocks? Why the delays? What's getting prioritized over her?
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    @DreadCanary
    Dec 27, 2024
    I bring a deep "This issue is solvable if we work together" to life that the "but that's my emotional support misery" crowd really hates.
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    @DreadCanary
    Mar 10, 2025
    Replying to @eatnik
    if you want validation: "ewww, that sounds awful!" if you want theory: "have you heard of spiritual bypassing? it's where you act like you've integrated but havent." if you want hope: "if you can feel that disconnect, you can probably feel your way back to the self"
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