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Feast Bab
@HeftyHaruspex
Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.
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Joined May 2019
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Jan 30, 2025
    Da Vinci would capture lizards, dress them in tiny wings, horns, and vests, and then present them to unsuspecting women in the royal courts.
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    Jack
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    Jan 28, 2025
    What did autistic people in ancient times hyperfixate on
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Sep 16, 2025
    Reflexively implicated himself to buy assassin time. Forgot he was carrying a cellphone full of CP when arrested. We are blessed with impulsive, stupid opponents.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Mar 23, 2025
    When Cortés met the Aztecs, he was greeted by walls of human skulls and open markets where human limbs were sold as food alongside birds and fish. Montezuma would have the thighs of young boys cooked for him in broth and corn.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Jul 13, 2024
    The lamb cannot know the heart of the lion.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Dec 25, 2024
    Elon tanking all his goodwill overnight was not forseen.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Sep 5, 2025
    The interesting thing here is that the image of a dumpy woman lecturing directly into a phone camera has become such a recognizable visual trope that it immediately conveys a specific type of feeling without the need of the actual content.
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Sep 4, 2025
    New study reveals fewer Gen Z boys believe in gender equality as parents react shockingly trib.al/oxU4k7k
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    May 20, 2025
    Nancy Mace looked blurry— jugs obfuscated— in her found footage video before the House. Very very disrespectful.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Oct 19, 2025
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    Sayo Thee Succulent
    @Simply_Sayo
    Oct 17, 2025
    Dogs. Trained. To. Rape. Dogs Trained To Rape. Dogs. Trained. To. Rape.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Nov 4, 2024
    Poll prediction: Tim Walz will be locked in a 50-gallon plastic barrel and set adrift in the Chesapeake bay. Clarence Thomas to comment, “Let Neptune decide.”
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    May 28, 2025
    Modern life has completely eliminated the role of Grand Vizier. I could not hire one if I wanted to.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Aug 15, 2021
    Oh man, it must suck to be forced to wear a face covering.
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    Ghanem Nuseibeh
    @gnuseibeh
    Aug 14, 2021
    In a few weeks, every woman in Afghanistan will be forced to wear this. They will not be allowed to go to school. That’s what Taliban taking over means for women. That’s what the US withdrawal will do to women
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Apr 7, 2025
    Boomers in trouble should just pick up an extra shift at Panda Express.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Jan 30, 2025
    Replying to @bjorn_brother
    I saner times, that would have secured you a position as court wizard or at least village sage.
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    Feast Bab
    @HeftyHaruspex
    Mar 23, 2025
    Replying to @RambleMan51
    I like that as well. Also I like the the idea that they believe 16th Century Spain felt the need to lie to justify their expansion in the New World
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