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A Philadelphia Pigeon
@KaraNextWeek
Philadelphia, books, tennis, plants, bikes. She/her. 🏳️🌈
Philadelphia, PA
Joined January 2011
- Replying to @the_shaun_show and @auqenoFor $10/head I’ll cater 5 thawed shrimps and a Walmart cupcake per person.
- When I was in middle school I sat my parents down to tell them I have cancer bc I had mysterious bruises all over my body. When they finally stopped laughing at me they explained that I sleep walk into a table every night.
- Replying to @AITA_online and @AITA_redditAny excuse to mess with an HOA is okay in my book.
- Replying to @tamaracharese and @KarnythiaIt took a walk and came back ready for round 2
- Replying to @TeriAmour @Ekundayo_r and @CorryDeWayne_When I removed my pubic hair, my vagina was promoted from bank teller to branch manager. The extra responsibility, meetings, and mentoring other employees was exhausting. She also started volunteering at a food bank.
- Update: the car is back on the sidewalkY'all @PhilaParking is not messing around when it comes to accessibility issues. I reported this car (no plates, been there over a month) at 11:40a and it was gone by 5p. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
- "we learned that Hezbollah would retaliate if we attacked them so we are attacking them because they would attack us if we attacked them" is that what I just read??IDF spokesperson says Israel is striking Hezbollah targets in Lebanon after identifying Hezbollah preparation to launch retaliatory attack; says Israelis should expect Hezbollah to fire rockets, drones and missiles at the country. Looks like IDF has launched a preemptive attack.
- Replying to @Amy_K_NelsonDo not trust HR. Ask for at least 20% more than you think you should. Go for that promotion even if you think you’re under qualified. You don’t get ahead by stepping on other women, but by lifting them up with you.
- Replying to @supernova_girlx @xstar_girl and @AITA_redditThe part where I sided with the customer was the panini maker. Leave that bad boy on, my dude! A little bit of prep will make your life so much easier.
- Highly regarded, actually.
- Replying to @typodactyl @ashleyrwvaughn and 4 othersIt’s amazing how easy it is to get things/go placds by being a moderately pleasant looking white lady.
- Replying to @such_hockey_wow and @AITA_redditI love when people say “this couldn’t happen because it would be illegal” as if people never do things that are against the law.
