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Kate
@Katerade
A cavalcade of dipshittery
Joined May 2008
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Oct 30, 2025
    A lot of you have a wild misunderstanding of what incognito mode means
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    INFOSEC F0X 🔥
    @infosec_fox
    Oct 29, 2025
    In a recent lawsuit settlement, Google agrees to delete the incognito browsing data they keep about you.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Jun 4, 2025
    Me too, Big Lots. Me too.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Jun 25, 2023
    Replying to @MLBastian
    Totally gonna have a Steve Bartman international incident
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Dec 28, 2024
    This is accurate. My husband hasn't actively paid a bill in 16 years (as in, gone through the steps to pay it, he obviously contributes financially), and I haven't changed an air filter or handled dead rodents in the yard. Know your strengths.
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    Eli McCann
    @EliMcCann
    Dec 27, 2024
    Weaponized incompetence is not an inherently bad thing. You just have to make sure it is being used equitably in a marriage. For example, I am really bad at washing dishes and my husband "just can't seem to figure out how to start that darn lawnmower."
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Oct 3, 2025
    Replying to @CHIDSPIN
    I'm not a Swiftie but I've generally cut her some slack over the years and enjoy a handful of her songs, but based on everything I've seen today this album sounds like hot garbage
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Feb 10, 2019
    My sister ran the Phoenix marathon today and finished 59 seconds short of qualifying for Boston. I had Wingstop for lunch and took a nap.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Jan 24, 2025
    I made up a fake midday appointment so I wouldn't have to go to the office today and I keep thinking I need to leave the house soon, for my fake appointment
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Aug 31, 2024
    We had to say goodbye to the bestest boy ever this morning. We thought we had a little more time but things deteriorated extremely quickly in the last 24 hours. Thank you to all of you who have loved him from afar all these years. It means more than you know. ❤️
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    May 4, 2024
    Speak for yourself
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Jan 27, 2024
    Replying to @yourpalcrawf
    This is what makes the TayTay thing so appealing and relatable to her fans. Who amongst us doesn't have the drunk shirtless in-law? If not literally, then definitely in spirit.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Apr 19, 2025
    I finally met @ClueHeywood for Delicious Friday Beers, except they weren't beers, it wasn't a dive bar, and he didn't even kick my ass. You'll just have to take my word for it.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Jul 26, 2024
    Just got my new laptop, and FOLKS,,,,
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    May 27, 2023
    Maybe leave out that last part
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    WNYHeroes
    @WNYHeroes
    May 5, 2023
    Please allow us to introduce you to "Hack". Hack is currently housed at Collins Correctional Facility in Collins NY. He is being trained to become a #servicedog for a #Veteran. We have named Hack after local hero SGT. James Hackemer who passed away on a rollercoaster ride.
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    Kate
    @Katerade
    Aug 24, 2024
    We need to bring back the concept of bartending school because there are too many goddamn children out here slinging drinks these days who don't know what the fuck they're doing
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