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Lumpy
@LumpyTheCook
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Apr 22, 2025
    Obnoxious smelly coworker at my new job started pestering me about what video games I play so I just told him “Blops 6, 2K, MLB, Madden” and he stopped talking to me. Works like a charm every time.
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Dec 28, 2020
    What is this genre of post where people take the explicit point of a film and present it as some kind of bespoke revelation
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Oct 24, 2025
    This is probably what all video games look like to old people
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    Matt Shumer
    @mattshumer_
    Oct 23, 2025
    AI games are going to be amazing (sound on)
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Mar 13, 2025
    So some guy stealth recorded Stan Lee getting elder-abused for several years, told nobody about it, did nothing with it, and then waited several more years until setting up a Kickstarter to crowdfund the release of it. Am I reading that right
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Aug 7, 2023
    I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gag
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    Kristi Yamaguccimane
    @TheWapplehouse
    Aug 7, 2023
    they decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Oct 6, 2024
    The obsession with maximum graphical output and high fidelity is actually making games look and perform worse
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    Cole Me Little Sunshine ☀️
    @soggycheesefry
    Oct 5, 2024
    💀 Until Dawn ⏳ 🦋 2015 vs. 2024 🦌
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Jul 12, 2025
    You must admit it is pretty funny that the most expensive film franchise on the planet is being run like a floundering daytime soap opera on its 27th season
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Jun 6, 2024
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    Dr. Meatball
    @meatballworld
    May 29, 2024
    Men loving showing you a YouTube video. It feels so good for them
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Sep 5, 2024
    Sony having a decade-long nine-figure live service project crash and burn harder than anything it has ever released, only to have the last remnant of Japan Studio’s team casually drop the most acclaimed first-party PlayStation title in years immediately after, is too good
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    Culture Crave 🍿
    @CultureCrave
    Sep 5, 2024
    #AstroBot is the highest-rated standalone video game of the year 🎮 OpenCritic — 95 Metacritic — 94
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Sep 13, 2023
    gaining Bloodborne insight each time I find out where a soyjak variant was traced from
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    Mark
    @markiplier
    Jun 23, 2014
    The new Markiplier look for 2014 #swagalicious
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Jan 16, 2025
    David Lynch turned down a voice role for Disney to be in this show instead
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    BENZO-KAZOOIE
    @BENZOTOOIE
    Jan 16, 2025
    Rest in piece to Cleveland Show star David Lynch
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Jan 16, 2024
    This brutal public execution probably dissuaded a lot of indie devs from inserting quips like that into their upcoming work. It was necessary
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    wedge 🍋 (100/100)
    @wedgecuts
    Jan 16, 2024
    this shit was still funny
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Jul 30, 2023
    The craziest thing about Assassin’s Creed is how Ubisoft was able to take a concept like “two secret ideologically opposing global orders battling throughout history to secure artifacts from an ancient alien precursor civilization” and gradually make that uninteresting
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    Lumpy
    @LumpyTheCook
    Apr 30, 2021
    If every cast member pulled out at the last minute and made Elon Musk attempt to do every role in every sketch by himself it’d be the first funny thing SNL has done in like two decades
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    New York Post
    @nypost
    Apr 30, 2021
    'SNL' cast won't be forced to appear with controversial host Elon Musk trib.al/SRkZ5Wh
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