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Born too late to build battleships | Born too early to build space battleships | Born just in time to shitpost about battleships on the internet
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    Jun 6, 2025
    Replying to @TheManlet_King
    all dialogue in every modern film is shot-reverse shot blocked like an insurance commercial it's impossible to unsee once you notice it
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    Mar 30, 2025
    Replying to @_Reaganite_
    WOW JUST WOW I CAN'T EVEN
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    Jan 31, 2024
    Replying to @whstancil
    a white guy from Oklahoma working on an anthropological linguistics PhD got bored one day and decided to become the top Mexican cuisine chef in the world
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    Mar 23, 2023
    Replying to @NetflixUK
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    Jan 20, 2023
    always relevant
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    Oct 29, 2025
    Replying to @SithZealot
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    Oct 15, 2025
    Replying to @IFYRepublicans
    attention retards
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    Nov 1, 2025
    Replying to @extradeadjcb
    boomers gave a LOT of bad advice to their kids, but "just go to school until you figure out something you like doing and then get a job doing that" is up there for the worst incredibly destructive
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    Oct 21, 2025
    Replying to @whstancil
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    Oct 23, 2022
    Replying to @17cShyteposter
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    Mar 16, 2025
    Replying to @DailyH0melander
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    Oct 24, 2025
    Replying to @GovPressOffice
    >be downstream >appropriate right wing meme format >belabor the point so it's long and unfunny >picrel
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    Nov 14, 2024
    Replying to @myth_pilot
    a personal favorite, from the investigation into the loss of USS Bonhomme Richard:
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