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Had a dream last night that involved an evil cake and I remember thinking "we've gone from 'the cake is a lie' to 'the cake is a liar.'"
Palmer
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Palmer
@Palmer2theMax
Fan of coherent thoughts, travel, the oxford comma, and girls who wear glasses. Not a fan of sports officials. Single malt whisky only. He/His. #WeAre
Glenside, PA
Joined July 2010
- A reminder that anybody talking about Tulsi Gabbard today is a bot, a Republican shill, or both. This includes Tulsi Gabbard. Ignore 'em.
- Replying to @fuckyouiquitI dunno, I couldn't find the words "in-subornation standards" anywhere in the law! 😂
- Replying to @madison_taytAre they just scamming Americans who don’t know better?
- I love the way the morons are whining about the FBI noting that "red pill" is a term linked to extremism these days, as if that isn't the most obvious link in the history of obvious. Lilly Wachowski said it best:
- Replying to @emiliepfrankMe normally: We should objectively look at America’s place in the world and admit our sins. Me the minute a US Olympic team is announced: GET READY TO TAKE A SHOT OF DEMOCRACY TO THE FACE!!!
- Remember when Jesus cursed a fig plant for refusing to produce fruit on command, even tho it was out of season! What an asshole. He's like the Ramsey Bolton of horticulture.
- Replying to @ballerguyExcept the 4th one, where you just discovered that your late husband Jebediah has a hot, single half-brother.
- Replying to @ACTBrigitteFor once I agree with you. Justice for Ashli Babbitt should include convictions of those who radicalized her (Fox News) and all the politicians who supported the treasonous attack on the Capitol on 1/6.
- Just raised the IQ of my Twitter algorithm 5 points by blocking every moron who thought "Who's Ellen Barkin?" was a smart thing to post.
- Sad to hear that Howard Stern is fighting COVID but at least the comments are an easy way to block a bunch of antivax morons.
