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Derek Park
@ParkDerekS
Co-founder and Chief Biodata Servitor. Eternal optimist. Opinions my own. Retweets and tags aren't endorsements!
San Fran., LA., Cleveland
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    Derek Park
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    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @ParkDerekS and @anammostarac
    As a shameless self-plug, if you're also interested in how data, biology, and medicine intersect, then check out @Nextnetinc: app.getnextnet.com/discover I'm building it with some other very talented people. We're in the process of doing a significant overhaul so sign up and I'll
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    Derek Park
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    Jan 6, 2025
    Replying to @DocStrangelove2
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    Derek Park
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    Jun 9, 2025
    Replying to @woke8yearold
    Oldie but goodie. x.com/furmerly/statu…
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    Derek Park
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    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @anammostarac
    He unironically gave me some great advice for my PhD over the phone.
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    Derek Park
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    Jul 28, 2025
    Replying to @runaway_vol
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    Derek Park
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    Jun 14, 2025
    Replying to @BranPuffin
    It's the combination of deadpan humor as well as him subtly tearing the joke down immediately after.
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    Derek Park
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    Jun 11, 2024
    Replying to @thechosenberg
    "Babe, that ice cream is great, but it's not in the shape of the world's greatest detective" is such a casually, devastatingly savage comeback. Sends Arnold Schwarzenegger -levels of chills down my spine.
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    Derek Park
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    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @avidseries and @eyeslasho
    Most gallingly, Harvard admissions will brag about the number of perfect scores they reject. As if that kind of flippancy elevates them even more.
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    Derek Park
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    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @inkblotistan
    Add it to the list.
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    Derek Park
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    Aug 28, 2025
    Replying to @Austen
    When someone starts bragging about an abundance of "stakeholders" in an initiative, you are so beyond cooked. Lmao.
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    Derek Park
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    Aug 4, 2025
    Replying to @Duderichy
    This is a good time to remember that the water speed record has a >80% fatality rate.
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    Derek Park
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    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @davidcrespo
    I'm realizing that people didn't know that the PRINT version of the McMaster Catalog is one of the most impressive things to behold. Meticulous is an understatement.
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    Derek Park
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    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @ParkDerekS and @anammostarac
    I didn't anticipate this generating so much interest. But here's the backstory : This was almost 9 years ago. I was at home recovering from surgery after my first year of grad school. It had gone "alright" but I was doubting where to take my research and what to do after...
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    Derek Park
    @ParkDerekS
    Jul 30, 2025
    Replying to @owenbroadcast
    I mean, there *is* a middle ground... (from: old.reddit.com/r/Warhammer/co…)
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