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All I want to do rn is hug this dog and also fuck his mom
Professional Asshole
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Professional Asshole
@Passhole69
I have a few above-average takes on life | Occasional bag user | Just slightly conservative | QIB investor in Splounge| East Coast douchebag | SAC Capital
Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2016
- Replying to @blondspit650 what the fuck is your brother made of
- Replying to @v00d00binksShit she can hit me all she wants.
- Replying to @samueldarnold1Sam, What the fuck. Concerned PA
- My buddies company appears to have sick office culture.
- This guy definitely has a burner and comes across people using him as a profile pic and is just like what the fuck
- Getting to the point where I’m done liking girls insta stories when drunk. From now on just gonna start firing DMs. Comment ideas that will guaranteed get me laid, thks.
- Who the fuck is PA talking to? My future wife maybe?
- Replying to @brodysheetzESPNBrody, This is insane. Pops just tryna get some play can’t knock the hustle.
- Q4 In’s - Sweaters - Asian women - Finding a wife - Drinking in a dimly lit bar - Guinness - Due West on Saturdays - Cuddling with said wife - Resting on Fridays - Dinners with the boys Out’s - Afters (not really) - Linen - Aaron Boone - Not having a wife - Iced Coffee
- Plans for Thursday -Gym -Haircut - ❄️and old fashies with my absolute boys Any further questions?
