The reason they need to retcon Charlie Kirk as a Roman Catholic so badly is that they can’t grapple with the fact that he was an Evangelical Christian martyr, anathematized by their church.
Ironically, Kenneth Copeland has 3 private jets because he returned to the medieval Catholic practice of promising poor people prosperity and salvation if they just give money to the church
If the Romans disposed of Jesus' body, the location was unknown. If his family buried him, it would not be in Jerusalem. If the Sanhedrin, he would be unmarked in a criminal's graveyard. Joseph of Arimathea was a literary device created to fill an awkward plot hole. #goodfriday