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Ralph Austin
@Ralphy_1981
44, Lifelong Swindon Town fan, movie lover, food lover ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธ
Joined June 2009
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Oct 21, 2025
    I still text @bluebelles4. Miss our chats about STFC and crime documentaries ๐Ÿ˜ข
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Feb 19, 2022
    RIP Joey Beauchamp from a Swindon fan. Some things are bigger than football and rivalries #MentalHealthMatters
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Apr 30, 2022
    If we redevelop the County Ground, I reckon weโ€™d get crowds of 15 to 20k easy in a higher league. Swindon is a big town with a population of 200k. Thoughts?
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Aug 21, 2022
    Replying to @ladbible
    Looks like the start of a porno
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Apr 12, 2025
    I text @bluebelles4 in heaven. I know sheโ€™ll respond one day ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ”ด
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Apr 8, 2020
    Replying to @M5Heywood and @alanbrazil
    Itโ€™s for show. Heโ€™s got a crate of Stella out of view
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Aug 31, 2021
    Replying to @piersmorgan @EmmaRaducanu and @naomiosaka
    Maybe you should sit in the Arsenal dressing room too?
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Jul 10, 2022
    Road trip tomorrow. 242 miles to St Ives for a little holiday. If youโ€™re single and afraid to travel alone, do it. Iโ€™ve been abroad 6 times on my own. One of the best things I ever did. Gives you a new found confidence โ˜€๏ธ ๐Ÿ
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Aug 21, 2022
    Who was your first footballer you idolised as a child? Mine is an odd one. A Swindon centre back called Tim Parkin
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Sep 15, 2021
    Replying to @NICKIMINAJ
    Tea and scones? You really think thatโ€™s how we live in England?! More like a pint of lager down the pub and a bag of pork scratchings! For the record I like some of your music Nicki so donโ€™t lower yourself to a Twitter squabble with Piers
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    May 24, 2015
    Good luck @Official_STFC from Magaluf
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Oct 23, 2017
    Replying to @ladbible
    Sheโ€™s had worse in her mouth
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Jul 23, 2022
    Funny how you grow as a person isnโ€™t it. Iโ€™m overweight, nearly 41 and single but Iโ€™m the happiest Iโ€™ve ever been. Nothing bothers me these days
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    Ralph Austin
    @Ralphy_1981
    Nov 8, 2017
    Had a good clean out on Twitter. If youโ€™re reading this, I like you and youโ€™re not a twat. X

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