I. Was. On. My. Way. To. A. Cricket. Match.
Stop. Wearing. White. To. Another. Woman's. Wedding.
Seriously cut the crap.
RICHARD AYOADE
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RICHARD AYOADE
@RichardAyoade
Afterthoughts: or Some Pistachios Won't Open – Wisdom for the Unreflective: Signed
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Joined April 2014
- Where’s the box to tick if you ARE a robot?
- My feeling is that Duolingo has to accept responsibility for his own sadness
- Can't wait to find out if I'm Doctor Who! Fingers crossed!
- Surprised this isn't more of a front page story
- I never understood what was so specific about an S Club party
- Are you seriously expecting me to be able to SLEEP before tickets go on sale?
- If I were in the audience of Ellen, I'd check under my seat before I even sat down
- How dare youVideo: Richard Ayoade (slightly awkwardly) reads from his new book, The Grip of Film: bit.ly/2yKihLy
- This is very much my time slotHappy 10th birthday to Submarine! Released back in March 2011, the unique coming-of-age story from writer director @RichardAyoade and author @joedunthorne is in our late slot at 1.55am and on All 4 tomorrow!
- The thing about not getting dressed is that, after a while, it starts to feel like a victory
