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gizmo
@SecondGizmo
Yelling random thoughts into the void.
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    @SecondGizmo
    Dec 5, 2024
    Replying to @HitFactoryPod
    I thought it was most likely a hitman hired by another rich guy over rich guy stuff, but if this dude was legit a vigilante, he's going to be a folk hero and there's a good chance we'll see more of this
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    @SecondGizmo
    Dec 14, 2024
    Replying to @mewtopia
    She set an unrealistic beauty standard for all mountain lions
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    @SecondGizmo
    Apr 14, 2024
    Before YouTube reactors made fun of out-of-context clips, Conan O’Brien had the Walker Stick. This one clip was so good, they had to highlight it separately
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    @SecondGizmo
    May 21, 2024
    Golf courses aren't 'nature', they're not thriving ecosystems, they're playgrounds for the wealthy. Deserts are complex and very old ecosystems that are necessary and just because they don't have the presence of a rainforest doesn't make them less valuable.
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    @SecondGizmo
    Aug 8, 2023
    Replying to @RightWingCope
    Missing these, just piling on to the saga
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    @SecondGizmo
    Aug 26, 2025
    Replying to @dulapeeping
    This YouTube comment changed the course of history
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    @SecondGizmo
    Aug 28, 2025
    In 3 years: "Walgreens found stripped for parts, files for bankruptcy"
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    @MorePerfectUS
    Aug 28, 2025
    Walgreens has officially been bought out by private equity. Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
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    @SecondGizmo
    Jan 31, 2025
    Yeah but The Room came out in 2003, and the movie that came out in 2003 that won Best Picture was... uh, never mind
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    @SecondGizmo
    Feb 1, 2024
    Replying to @book3nds
    Guy has a crypto ape dressed as Joker pfp, of course he sucks
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    @SecondGizmo
    Nov 20, 2023
    Replying to @iloveiyosias
    Fun fact: Joe Biden was born closer to the end of the Civil War than to his own inauguration
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    @SecondGizmo
    Sep 30, 2024
    Replying to @aedison
    If God didn’t want me putting q-tips in my ears, then why did he make my ear holes q-tip sized?
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    @SecondGizmo
    Nov 21, 2024
    Replying to @damienredicamn1
    And why is no one talking about this game-changer?
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    @SecondGizmo
    May 2, 2024
    Replying to @KatieDeal99
    I'm old enough that most kids only got $1 for teeth, but a kid in our class got $5 or more. So we all started giving her our lost teeth and splitting the take 😂. Parents started piecing together that their kid was losing more teeth than a shark has, so it didn't last long
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    @SecondGizmo
    Jul 4, 2024
    Replying to @autismpills
    If they answer by saying “oh, y’know…” and then laugh, it may already be too late
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