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Shorester
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Shorester
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- If I was surprised in Japan, I would be all "Konichi-WHAAAAA?!!"
- JOE BIDEN JUST TOOK THE STAGE AND SAID METROID PRIME 4 WOULD BE RELEASED LATER TONIGHT!!!
- Replying to @GrogsGamut and @TByrne75I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
- Replying to @DefunctlandThey should let one person at a time in the park and that person gets to go crazy.
- Replying to @SportsCenter@SportsCenter I think it would be most respectful if the entire team retires at this point
- #RepublicanMovies Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close-Minded
- Replying to @fourtotheside and @nytimesIf only the allied forces had shared a beer with Hitler
- Replying to @valerie_tosiIt’s the one situation where I don’t go gravy first
- Replying to @BrandonEsWolfEven my ugly kids liked it! (I guess cuz it wasn’t a mirror!)
- The best part of the #HIMYMFinale was watching it alone so no one could see the immense shame of me turning into an emotional wreck
- Replying to @thatbilloakley @meganamram and @sacbee_newsToday was the day Megan Amram finally became president.
