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/Garth produces the leftover churros he'd hidden from the kids, offers you one with a conspiratorial wink as he cranks Sk8er Boi.
The Gurgling Cod
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The Gurgling Cod
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Asst. AD for Non-Compliance, Protect Trans Kids University.
Maple influencer. DBA IRL @ThatJBF. Words @BostonReview, @decider, etc.
- It would be cool if once in a while College Gameday went to a campus that does not have a football team. Like just show up at Sarah Lawrence and see what happens.
- Replying to @jodieegraceNot seeing anything in this thread to contradict my hunch that sleeping over at a boy's house is basically camping.
- Just got this from my dude experiencing his first Easter in SEC country. #SECEaster #itjustmeansmore
- Tim Walz does imply the existence of Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out The Trash Walz, and Hootenanny Walz.
- Replying to @latkedelrey“Do you remember back when you could hit kids with a cane if they tried to write left-handed? Simpler times.”
- Replying to @HafizDoc and @baddestmamajamaI use my TURN SIGNAL! I flush the TOILET! Where is my PARADE!
- You don’t have to call this contractor darling, darling.
- I love Charleston, but it does feel like New Orleans got Philly pregnant.
- Someone just told Kim Mulkey about no-kill animal shelters.quite the Sunday here at the PMAC Kim Mulkey is HOTTTTT #LSU
00:00 - I have a fucking remote control if I wanted to watch the fucking baseball game I would be watching the fucking baseball game
