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Tom Smyth
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writing in @theonion, @reductress, @vulture, @thecut, @vanityfair, @vogue, @mcsweeneys, @newyorker, and fan letters to ina garten
- the skies have been rejecting any pop star who isn’t p!nk the skies belong to p!nkKaty Perry’s tour prop malfunctions midair.
- i love when actresses whisper “get out” and then yell “GET OUT”
- reverse queer eye where five women teach a gay guy how to be kind
- then who the hell is the music teacher?“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨” — Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce announcing their engagement
- the conclave has chosen a new goofyA fire broke out backstage at Disney’s Epcot theme park yesterday evening.
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🔥🗞The Informant - ughhh they're probably gonna ask me to take the job which is so annoying because i wanted to have like a fun and chill summer :/Anna Wintour is stepping down as editor-in-chief of Vogue after 37 years, WWD reports.
- i'm not done spending money on mamma mia though so this race isn't over just yet‘WICKED’ has now passed ‘MAMMA MIA’ to become the highest grossing stage musical adaption of all time.
- obsessed with all the olivias coming together to drag this dumb ass tripOlivia Wilde criticizes the Blue Origin space trip: “Billion dollars bought some good memes I guess”
- devil wears prada 2 is just gonna be 90 minutes of them crossing the street
- this time? miranda has TWO feetPoster for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’ Out May 1st, 2026.
- the flamboyant little one being left out of the taylor swift selfie will topple the monarchy, mark my words
















