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Allen Strickland Williams
@TotallyAllen
Comics Unleashed. Conan. Adult Swim. Comedy Central special The Intellectual Shocker on YouTube. Order Ran Through below. FMA w/ ASW pod every week-ish.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Oct 9, 2025
    I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    Sep 30, 2024
    If you’re AMC a-list you should be allowed to smoke flower inside the theater
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Jun 4, 2024
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    DiscussingFilm
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    Jun 4, 2024
    The next ‘AVENGERS’ movie may feature more than 60 characters returning to the MCU. It is already set to be one of Marvel’s biggest productions ever. (Source: Deadline)
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    Mar 7, 2024
    Replying to @schizesq
    His pants are falling down because he gave his belt to a client.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Mar 15, 2024
    there should be a second president that takes over at night...handles the night stuff
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Sep 29, 2023
    Replying to @hellolanemoore
    the best is when the qr code...is...printed out...like what are we doing here
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    Dec 10, 2024
    Replying to @ZacharyJ and @ambietalks
    Sarah Jessica barker…of course
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    May 23, 2025
    Whenever people say Coca-Cola is bad for you because it can be used to clean coins and car battery terminals I'm like no actually that's good that's what I want it to do to me.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Mar 1, 2024
    The "I Voted" sticker should have a frowny face on it this year.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    May 23, 2025
    Yet NO ONE is talking about the MAIL loneliness epidemic. (I haven't received a letter in years.)
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Dec 27, 2023
    Me at age 7 about to read another Clifford book
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    Allen Strickland Williams
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    Nov 18, 2022
    Folks, the solution is clear. We have to come together—jocks, nerds, drama kids, and band geeks—to put on one last big show to save Twitter.
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    Aug 30, 2024
    Replying to @thisdiegolopez
    once I was in your fair city just walking along and anjelica huston walked by cursing like a sailor into her phone
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    Allen Strickland Williams
    @TotallyAllen
    Sep 26, 2024
    Replying to @RealEdFriendly @mcuban and @VivekRammaswamy
    but...he's not...getting...ratiod....
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