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Vern
@VernNotice
Lift, laugh, love. Business: 📧:[email protected] For Personal Training: vern.fitness
Detroit, MI
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Sep 7, 2021
    I’m sobbing. This shit ain’t even sad. But I can’t stop.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Sep 30, 2020
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    Novaleesi
    @Novaleesi
    Sep 30, 2020
    How it started How it ended
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Mar 15, 2018
    Travis Scott just got a kill on Fortnite and says: “Eat my dick bitch. Let’s get it.” *make it rain emote* He was bred for twitch.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Oct 1, 2020
    Replying to @Novaleesi
    I cannot express how incredibly weird it is for people to be upset under this tweet. Some of you wanna be miserable so bad...
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Aug 2, 2023
    Replying to @jasminericegirl
    I'll never understand the internets obsession with misery.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Aug 15, 2020
    Brennon is on the front page of Twitch. Like front and center. Doing a sponsored thing. I enter the Discord screaming "I HEARD THIS LOBBY IS FOR BIG DICK BASTARDS" and I've never felt so bad. Please let my boy secure the bag. He has a child to feed.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Feb 28, 2018
    I can’t be the only one who thinks Vin Diesel looks like Dominic Toretto...
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Jul 24, 2020
    I’m ready to fuck ing cry.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Jul 20, 2021
    TLDR: I’m single. I’m hurting. Despite last year being one of the most difficult times in my life, I’m grateful for what I learned along the way and what I’m continuing to learn as I pick up the pieces.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Nov 27, 2016
    Replying to @IvankaTrump
    Trying to figure this out like... @IvankaTrump
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Mar 16, 2025
    Dort goes down with an injury inflicted by SGA. Refs review the play and find this to be the case. OKC is just shooting free throws after action resumes? 3 maybe 4 techs are then called against the Pistons. Cade is ejected. The NBA is so cooked. I’ve never seen this in my life.
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Apr 1, 2020
    IM HOWLING. When your mom stalks your twitter but doesn’t follow your Animal Crossing adventures...
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    Nov 1, 2020
    my girlfriend, ladies and gentlemen...
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    Vern
    @VernNotice
    May 2, 2020
    Same energy.
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