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obsessed with working in a coworking space. i just walked past a meeting room where 5 guys were standing around a white board that just had the word “money” written on it. like BUSINESS is happening here. these are DISRUPTERS
chase
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chase
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girl writer | editor @reductress | writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @theonion | instagram.com/mckayg/ | @mckayleygourley.bsky.social | she/her
- my boyfriend will whisper “bye room” when we’re leaving the hotel we stayed in for 1 night
- if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
- watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges
- getting sucked inside the jumanji game for 30 years is starting to sound pretty good at this point
- D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs
- starting a new show sucks. who are these people
- whoever named the nervous system did a great job
- having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters
- being around a baby is so stressful. ur just trying to chill and they’re over in their little bouncy chair literally developing new neural pathways based on their experience with u
- i was sooo locked in today. didn’t get anything done. but i was like super aware of it
- ppl who don’t care about hearing your dreams are so weird to me. i was literally a swan last night. i was me but in a swan’s body
- thought i was flying to new york but apparently they’re just fucking kidding ??
- taking a selfie at 17: i look cute i think i’ll send this to my crush taking a selfie at 27: this photo is for the sole purpose of documenting the exact appearance of my face at this particular moment in time to look back at wistfully once i’m very old
