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Wario Calzone
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Wario Calzone
@brianvan
None of this content makes sense // front end dev, wife guy, local advocate, social justice, bike advocacy & profane jokes
New York City
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Joined March 2008
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Jun 23, 2025
    My pinned post is: if you act like a jerk I’ll talk to you like one
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Aug 8, 2024
    So you agree that Biden was legitimately the president
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    NewsWire
    @NewsWire_US
    Aug 8, 2024
    TRUMP: THEY TOOK THE PRESIDENCY AWAY FROM BIDEN
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    May 6, 2021
    Microsoft Word is now $70 per year, no option to buy media upfront and no option to split it from the rest of Office 365 Yeah, why don't the kids use it casually, I wonder why
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Sep 24, 2024
    no one wants to hear this but most of us are the other girl
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Jan 8, 2023
    Replying to @mrpxssy and @fuckeduppizzas
    awful. She can't be giving that content away for free. People charge a lot for that
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Sep 23, 2018
    Ah, that's how we caught Ted Bundy... he had entries for "MURDER WOMEN" written on his calendar at home
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Oct 26, 2022
    He got that Crab Rangoon in him
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Oct 27, 2024
    Sorry but fuck this top-to-bottom. If they did this at the George Washington Bridge during rush-hour it'd be a national news story for days
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    Jake Offenhartz
    @jangelooff
    Oct 27, 2024
    Subway conductor just announced our train was stopped for a “police inspection.” Then, for 5 minutes, pairs of officers walked thru the cars and platform. No specific complaint, per officer, just looking “for any kind of violation.” (They got a tourist for vaping). Is this new?
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Oct 26, 2022
    Replying to @roun_sa_ville
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Aug 26, 2023
    Replying to @lllliatttt
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Feb 29, 2024
    "The teen was riding an ebike on a sidewalk along Highway 20 in Bend last June when a van turned right, striking and killing him" so now no one under 16 can ride a pedal assist bicycle in Oregon anymore. But everyone over 16 sure can buy a van and kill a bystander
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    OB Cycler
    @ob_cycler
    Feb 29, 2024
    Ebiker is killed by a van driver so they restrict ebikes instead of restricting vans fubar oregoncapitalchronicle.com/briefs/oregon-…
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Jun 10, 2024
    Oh look, it’s “We Can’t Find The Money For Libraries” o’Clock at Union Square.
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Jun 9, 2024
    A Manhattan plumber is making $250k a year and the truck costs $70k
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    Wario Calzone
    @brianvan
    Jul 19, 2019
    Replying to @desusnice
    "You might love your grandma's cooking but don't leave your grandma cookin"

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