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bumsnorkler
@bumsnorkler
Not sure if it’s bumsnorkling, then @bumsnorkler. It’s not sophisticated interpersonal influence, it’s sucking-up, brown-nosing or career laughing.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Feb 27, 2020
    WE HAVE A WINNER. Clear #bumsnorkler action by @dstlmod on @field_army
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    Dstl
    @dstlmod
    Feb 24, 2020
    Replying to @UKLandOps @TheRoyalWelsh and @BritishArmy
    Well done Sir. Inspirational leadership.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Oct 7, 2021
    Aww, c’mon, not even subtle & 1 min after the official announcement! You even @‘d him. Shameless snorkling. Behave.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Oct 14, 2023
    Wow. “Sir”, “an honour and a pleasure…” Total snorkling. Behave.
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    HMS Diamond
    @hmsdiamond
    Oct 14, 2023
    Prime Minister Sir, an honour and a pleasure to host you and your team onboard overnight and to support the 2023 JEF Summit in Visby. HMS DIAMOND 💎 now looks forward to operating with JEF nations in the Baltic region over the coming weeks. #UKCSG23 @RoyalNavy
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Aug 30, 2021
    Op PITTING did good stuff, all those involved deserve praise & thanks. However, let’s keep it about them, using “my” or “we” to try & bathe in reflected glory or jump on bandwagon is not on.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Feb 8, 2022
    You literally @‘d the CGS. That’s shameless bumsnorkling. Behave.
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    British Army Majors’ School 🦉
    @icsc_l
    Feb 8, 2022
    The course programme was paused for the day in order to allow all students to concentrate on #OpTeamwork A productive day with some positive action to follow. @ArmyCGS
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Nov 7, 2024
    Ma’am on social media? That’s a snorkle.
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    Kelly Caswell-Treen
    @Inspectorate_SM
    Nov 6, 2024
    🌟 Beyond thrilled to honor Lt Col Tracy-Louise Appleyard OBE FRCOG @ArmyMedServices on her well-deserved OBE award! 🎖️ Your unwavering dedication to transforming women's healthcare in @DefenceHQ 🇬🇧is a beacon of hope and empowerment. A true inspiration, Ma’am! 💪✨🫡
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    May 6, 2024
    You just @‘d First Sea Lord? That’s a snorkle.
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    Lt Cdr Speedy Steedman Royal Navy
    @LtCarlSteedman
    May 4, 2024
    Afternoon view.....enjoying @RNRugby @smrmoorhouse @Wo1JimWright @FirstSeaLord @MartinJConnell #ArmyNavy
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Oct 3, 2021
    New CDS announcement is imminent. No matter who it is, to all the usual suspects: “No, just no”. I’m watching.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Oct 8, 2021
    Bob, using “Sir” on social media & saying he looks smart in his uniform? Really? Behave.
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    Cdr Bob MBE RN 🇬🇧🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚓
    @Hawkins_Navy
    Oct 7, 2021
    Congratulations Admiral Radakin, sir 👏🏼⚓ Future CDS looking very smart indeed in our No.3 uniform. Long may this splendid rig continue 🙏 @AdmTonyRadakin @RoyalNavy
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Jun 20, 2024
    Right, you’ve had a day, now I can comment. Overt snorkling of incoming CGS, you shameless OJAR chasing, greasy pole climbing, sycophants. Stop it.
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    Spicier Subaltern Memes
    @SpicierSubMemes
    Jun 17, 2024
    Replying to @SpicierSubMemes
    @bumsnorkler don’t even try it, let us have this one day
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Jan 5, 2023
    Most nominated tweet of last few weeks. Well done Martin, but you & Jamie need to dial it right down on social media.
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    Martin Dickson
    @MartD08
    Dec 31, 2022
    Replying to @Commander_GE and @RoyalAirForce
    Sir, Speechless, a massive accolade coming from someone who is so influential, an honour to have been a small part of your continued success.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Dec 18, 2024
    TweetO goes full snorkling bezerker. Gushing, “Sir” and @ the RN. Stop it.
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    HMS Iron Duke
    @HMSIronDuke
    Dec 17, 2024
    Prime Minister Sir, an honour and a pleasure to host you and your team onboard after the 2024 JEF Summit in Tallinn @RoyalNavy
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Nov 8, 2023
    You @‘d him. Snorkling. Stop it.
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    bumsnorkler
    @bumsnorkler
    Jun 26, 2022
    You can block me @WO2ProudSapper but I’ll still be tipped off about the snorkling. Selling out for an ice cream - most people do it for at least a B+ on SJAR.
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