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bumsnorkler
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Not sure if it’s bumsnorkling, then @bumsnorkler. It’s not sophisticated interpersonal influence, it’s sucking-up, brown-nosing or career laughing.
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Joined February 2020
- Aww, c’mon, not even subtle & 1 min after the official announcement! You even @‘d him. Shameless snorkling. Behave.This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
- Wow. “Sir”, “an honour and a pleasure…” Total snorkling. Behave.Prime Minister Sir, an honour and a pleasure to host you and your team onboard overnight and to support the 2023 JEF Summit in Visby. HMS DIAMOND 💎 now looks forward to operating with JEF nations in the Baltic region over the coming weeks. #UKCSG23 @RoyalNavy
- Op PITTING did good stuff, all those involved deserve praise & thanks. However, let’s keep it about them, using “my” or “we” to try & bathe in reflected glory or jump on bandwagon is not on.
- You literally @‘d the CGS. That’s shameless bumsnorkling. Behave.The course programme was paused for the day in order to allow all students to concentrate on #OpTeamwork A productive day with some positive action to follow. @ArmyCGS
- Ma’am on social media? That’s a snorkle.🌟 Beyond thrilled to honor Lt Col Tracy-Louise Appleyard OBE FRCOG @ArmyMedServices on her well-deserved OBE award! 🎖️ Your unwavering dedication to transforming women's healthcare in @DefenceHQ 🇬🇧is a beacon of hope and empowerment. A true inspiration, Ma’am! 💪✨🫡
- You just @‘d First Sea Lord? That’s a snorkle.Afternoon view.....enjoying @RNRugby @smrmoorhouse @Wo1JimWright @FirstSeaLord @MartinJConnell #ArmyNavy
- New CDS announcement is imminent. No matter who it is, to all the usual suspects: “No, just no”. I’m watching.
GIF - Bob, using “Sir” on social media & saying he looks smart in his uniform? Really? Behave.Congratulations Admiral Radakin, sir 👏🏼⚓ Future CDS looking very smart indeed in our No.3 uniform. Long may this splendid rig continue 🙏 @AdmTonyRadakin @RoyalNavy
- Right, you’ve had a day, now I can comment. Overt snorkling of incoming CGS, you shameless OJAR chasing, greasy pole climbing, sycophants. Stop it.Replying to @SpicierSubMemes@bumsnorkler don’t even try it, let us have this one day
- Most nominated tweet of last few weeks. Well done Martin, but you & Jamie need to dial it right down on social media.Replying to @Commander_GE and @RoyalAirForceSir, Speechless, a massive accolade coming from someone who is so influential, an honour to have been a small part of your continued success.
- TweetO goes full snorkling bezerker. Gushing, “Sir” and @ the RN. Stop it.Prime Minister Sir, an honour and a pleasure to host you and your team onboard after the 2024 JEF Summit in Tallinn @RoyalNavy
- You @‘d him. Snorkling. Stop it.
- You can block me @WO2ProudSapper but I’ll still be tipped off about the snorkling. Selling out for an ice cream - most people do it for at least a B+ on SJAR.
















