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Duncan Gammie
@byte_curious_
Writer trying to replace the novel. Programmer trying to replace himself. Misquoted in the Wall Street Journal.
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jun 12, 2025
    I was bitten by a stray dog on the street, and in outrage I raised my hand to strike it. "Forgive me," the dog suddenly spoke. "I am a mean dog, for I was beaten by my owner." "Then this fist is for your owner," I relaxed. "Where is he?" And the dog told me where to find him.
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Mar 24, 2025
    Replying to @JamieHComedy
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Apr 9, 2025
    Replying to @lmkwhenurhome
    "I told them exactly what I needed for them to leave me alone" Mission accomplished fella
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jan 19, 2025
    Replying to @JCVD
    Sounds like someone hasn't been paying their social media manager
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    May 23, 2025
    Replying to @full_legal_name
    Brokeback Mountain
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Mar 3, 2025
    Replying to @avadahlnash
    Many men have fallen to the unexpected hamburger underwear kink 😔
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Dec 25, 2024
    Replying to @sm_osment
    If you ask certain landlords very nicely they will let you live there for free
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jan 22, 2025
    Replying to @thegenesisbl0ck
    A 20 yr old would crash out so fast. She'd go for the small bag, airing out Jeff's dirty laundry on TikTok for clout. You need a seasoned vet who knows how to play the long game
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jan 16, 2025
    Replying to @Ian_Gay_briel
    You know how sometimes you Google something, and you find some page where someone else already asked the exact same question, plus someone already gave a really detailed complete answer? That's what it feels like to ask ChatGPT anything
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jun 16, 2025
    Replying to @TheRoyalSerf
    "Tell everyone your opinion" "Ok fine" "Woah, shut up"
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Apr 2, 2025
    Replying to @brianchau57
    "Poor people are gross"
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Mar 8, 2025
    Replying to @okimstillhungry
    "This is your pilot speaking.. uh.. if the young lady in uh.. 32B doesn't give me her number right now um.. I'm going to have take a nosedive"
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Jun 15, 2025
    Replying to @maizie_star
    Is now a bad time to go to Lebanon
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    Duncan Gammie
    @byte_curious_
    Dec 31, 2024
    Replying to @runaway_vol
    In my experience it's the opposite: men are more likely to think a woman's attracted to them when she's not, and women are more likely to not realize a man's attracted to her when he is
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