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chefaroni
@chefaroni
I sleep hard 😴 ..... I dream harder 💭
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    Feb 21, 2025
    Look at this shit! I put out a small pile of almonds for the local murder and sat and watched them again. These motherfuckers lined up SINGLE FILE and took turns eating a couple almonds and leaving some for the next bird.
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    @chefaroni
    Dec 21, 2019
    WE MADE IT GUYS!!! Today is the shortest day of the year!! From here on out we only get more and more sunshine!! Keep your heads up my friends, the light is coming back!!!
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Feb 22, 2025
    Replying to @Slateriffic
    That’s the ultimate goal
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    Jun 15, 2023
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    🛒 SweetTooth | DPMO 🛒
    @SweetToothAudio
    Jun 15, 2023
    Quote this with a picture of you doing something illegal, it’s time to stick it to the establishment 😤
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Oct 12, 2023
    Jack black skanking out to a DnB bootleg of his own song was not on my bingo card but I’m here for it 😂😂
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    Father Funk
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    Oct 11, 2023
    HE FINALLY HEARD IT!!! 😱😱😱 My life is complete 🥲 @jackblack
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    May 12, 2023
    Dats*k blocked me on Insta cause I made a comment about that time he played a show in boulder & was supposed to play an after party in Denver afterwards. Time comes around and no one can find him, he finally answers and they find out he’s at a HS prom after party in Fort Collins
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @jesslevynsss
    I will earn their trust and they shall bring me gifts
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Jul 8, 2025
    Oooooooohhhhh I like that!!
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Jul 28, 2019
    Replying to @Al_Lietzz
    That’s Steve “THE HAIR” Harrington to you!
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Aug 7, 2023
    Friday at pretty lights someone tapped Emily on the shoulder and said we are being so cute, can she borrow our phone to take some “candids” of us and then turned around and took the 8 worst photos to ever exist
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Feb 22, 2025
    Replying to @AScheppele
    I just found a “crow lovers” Facebook group and apparently they love cat/dog food, meat, and unsalted peanuts. Along with normal bird seed but those are treats to them. This murder has definitely been in this neighborhood for longer than I have so it made it easier lol
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @therubbyduck
    I need to stock up on fine Italian meats
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Feb 21, 2025
    Replying to @RAVENSCOON
    They must know you’re here in Denver
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    chefaroni
    @chefaroni
    Jul 3, 2023
    To the kid wearing the avalanche ZD jersey nameplate where the wild things are who was holding down 3 rows and about 10 seats in each row while your friends werent there until ZD and was yelling at people for coming into your space….. youre a fucking douche
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