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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
@cremechic11
Senior man. ENFP. Melophile. Big Dreamer. Relentless Doer. In my free time, I slander short men & drink fine liquor.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Jan 5, 2025
    I think it’s important to reorientate ourselves with questioning narratives. It’s in very poor intellectual form to run with narratives you can’t personally defend or haven’t interrogated. It’s makes your “righteous indignation” to be interpreted as stupidity, and you a fool.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    May 6, 2021
    The reason people bring up their own personal stories is to show that they can empathize, let you know that you’re not alone and that you can overcome your current situation.
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    @Rhanty
    May 3, 2021
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Apr 1, 2025
    I understand her frustration. What she’s really looking for is leadership. Someone who can take ownership of key aspects of their family life and not someone who she has to tell what to do and still follow up go see if it’s done right. The weight of responsibility for home care
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    Candice Hollaway
    @CandiceHollaway
    Mar 31, 2025
    “A woman’s love language is not having to ask.” - Brilliant.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Jun 27, 2019
    This is so wild to me. How are you using the kids you denied visa for publicity? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    May 23, 2021
    “Classy” in Lagos is basically spending money on overpriced rubbish food, overpriced local designers and wearing garish, overused designer items. Never mind they’re eating “cooked sushi” and goat meat stew labeled “mutton curry” 😪😪😪
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Jun 19, 2025
    Misogyny keh? The man wants to keep his assets within his family. How is that misogyny? She’s free to remarry and become part of another family, why should she carry his assets to her new family?
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    Oluwatobi
    @TobbieXY
    Jun 18, 2025
    As a man, you go see some misogyny, you go shout haba.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Jan 10, 2025
    When you’re in a negotiation and both of you have read the same advice 🤣🤣🤣
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    Morris Monye
    @Morris_Monye
    Jan 6, 2025
    When negotiating with someone, never ever make the first offer. Experience has taught me this.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Jun 17, 2025
    😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
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    Ajape Foworanse
    @UncleZubs
    Jun 17, 2025
    What's the appropriate number of "😂" to use in your reply to a tweet from a person you want to sleep with?
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Oct 21, 2024
    As a kid I remember embezzling ₦2,000 meant for my school desk (turns out we didn’t need to pay for it and I pocketed the money). It took over a month for me to chop it till I was caught. And I still had ₦600 remaining 🤣🤣 Funniest part was me saying I used part of the
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Mar 12, 2025
    Personally, I believe if you’re too big to serve your parents the way they want, you’re also too big to feeding fat off them. Move out and go and be that big boy or girl you want. If you were sleeping in your own house nobody will come and wake you up to make tea 🤭🤭🤭
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Mar 12, 2025
    This was the day I told my dad I’d gotten an office location. He literally rushed from his doctors’ appointment to come see my office. He was soooooo happy, he didn’t even care I was sharing the space. Afterwards he’d frown whenever I told him I was working from home because he
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Nov 16, 2025
    When I finished NYSC I went to spend a few days with dad at Transcorp, where he was attending a conference. Na so every morning and evening when we go out to breakfast and dinner, dem go dey look us like say he carry baddie 😩😩😩
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    Chief Chilo💋
    @therealchilotam
    Nov 15, 2025
    At a hotel with my dad (haven’t seen him in a while) and people are giving me the side eye. Na my papa oh😭.
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Aug 17, 2025
    🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
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    SB
    @seyedele
    Aug 17, 2025
    In my dream last night, I asked Eminem for the money he was owing me. (Yeah the real Eminem) He sent me a long ass WhatsApp message about how it was disrespectful to ask really influential people to return money because they could make things really difficult for you. I didn’t
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    Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
    @cremechic11
    Dec 24, 2024
    If someone with 5 Rolls Royce has now downgraded to Honda Accord because of the tight economy, what do you think happened to the guy previously driving a Honda Accord? Is he still alive? Does he still have a car? 😭😭😭😭
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