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chaos robot ๐ค
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chaos robot ๐ค
@deestiv
flaws stitched together with good intentions๐ค๐ฝ
New York, USA
Joined February 2010
- My favorite trick or treat experiences from last night: - the group of 5 teen girls who came dressed as Disney Princesses, my niece seeing them and saying Aurora is her favorite and hearing the girl dressed as Aurora say to her friends excitedly, โI was her favorite!!!โ
- Iโm convinced the reason people hate on female-coded workouts is because theyโre often fun, and they themselves are miserable doing any kind of fitness and think that unless you are miserable while doing it, itโs not effective.Women will do anything other than traditional cardio, weight training, count calories and stick to a program long enough to see results
- In the 25 years sheโs been playing this character, sheโs done more for rape victims than actual cops so this absolutely tracks. ACAB does not include Olivia Benson idc idcโLaw and Order: SVUโ star Mariska Hargitay mistaken for real-life cop by lost child trib.al/6EDpYNe
- That build-a-bear conversation is a good reminder that as parents, you kinda have to be prepared to deal with a bunch of stuff you donโt personally like or find enjoyable because your kids fucking LOVE it and it brings them joy and isnโt that what itโs all about anyway?
- Sheโs right. In fact, EVERY worker should be able to take time off when they arenโt feeling well or in pain that would make them unproductive, which is why I wholeheartedly support unlimited PTO policies ๐She feels that women should be able to go home and take time off work during their menstrual cycles and asks, โwhy is this not a thing?โ
00:00 - When I was little, we used to spend Christmas Eve at my abuela's apartment in Brooklyn with the whole family. All of the presents would be wrapped already and under the tree. Want to know how the magic was kept alive for us kids??yโall ruined the santa thing for kids nowadays like why tf are there gifts already wrapped under the tree ??? when i was a kid , the adults wrapped them the night before while we were sleep lmao
- yall have been calling JLH fat since the 2000s when she looked like this, so you understand why I canโt take yall fucking seriously ๐
From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! ๐คข - My most boomer complain is becoming why if I have a savings card at a grocery store, do I also need to scan and apply digital coupons to receive savings? Why make me go through the extra steps when im already scanning my savings/membership card?! Just apply the digital coupon??!?
- Replying to @deestiv- Jack getting SO excited when his friend from the bus stop came to our house, he wanted to give him the candy & his mom took a photo of them in front our house - mom of a little boy who was non-verbal giving me a big smile when he signed โthank youโ after taking candy
- Replying to @LadyVoldemort09Literally his first mistake was giving in and taking the kids with them. โShe refused to stayโ, sir she is 2, she canโt go anywhere else unless you take her. She would have been fine once yall left, I bet.
- Babies deciding to yell as opposed to simply going to sleep when theyโre tired will always be the most irrational part of parenting to me, having me walking around in circles in my living room with a crying baby like โhave you tried closing your eyes about this?โ ๐ฅด๐
- Iโm gonna warn everyone right now - if I ever in my life bite into a brownie and taste a raisin, Iโm taking that as an act of war and invitation to fight ๐ซจBaking brownies WITHOUT raisins as God intended.
