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Daniel Keller
@dnlklr
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Aug 20, 2018
    Correct. Also, there should only be one woman per city who is able to have kids, she should be 5 times as big as everyone else, lay millions of eggs, and rule over a writhing mass of her offspring slaves. Also, men should have wings.
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    Dr Jordan B Peterson
    Peterson Academy
    @jordanbpeterson
    Aug 19, 2018
    30% of the ants do 70% of the work. Not a consequence of the West, or capitalism, in case it needs to be said :) j.mp/2nJ0xZl
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Oct 14, 2025
    easily the most baller email signature I’ve ever seen (European curator)
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Jan 20, 2025
    Replying to @Vorloe
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Oct 2, 2025
    Replying to @LocalDingus
    it wasn't that orange, you're going insane
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Jan 18, 2021
    Replying to @liz_franczak
    Sorry... I guess you just don't understand math well enough to appreciate it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Aug 15, 2024
    I know everyone is very eager to see Elon’s comeuppance but…do you really want parody to no longer be protected by the 1st amendment? Would that be worth it for you?
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    evan loves worf
    @esjesjesj
    Aug 15, 2024
    This man is about to lose billions on lawsuits
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Jun 14, 2025
    What’s the theory on how street protests, which were always coded as a youthful and masculine activity, have somehow become exclusively the domain of post-menopausal women over the past decade?
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Aug 19, 2025
    Its funny how galleries are still trying to open outposts in sv, when it’s obviously full of absolute philistines like this
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    Air Katakana
    @airkatakana
    Aug 19, 2025
    paul graham sees stuff like this and unironically believes it makes rational sense to pay more than like, $20 for it
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Jul 18, 2021
    Replying to @SHOOTCIVILIANS
    ok but geologically it actually makes no sense
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Aug 4, 2024
    Replying to @colin_fraser
    ‘Summarize my morning emails so I have time to rush into this burning building and save 100 kittens’
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Feb 8, 2024
    Replying to @tom_tuna
    very German (Antibabypille)
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Jul 27, 2023
    Replying to @cushbomb
    @FührersTakingL's
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Feb 24, 2022
    Officially got my eth denver poap
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    Daniel Keller
    @dnlklr
    Oct 4, 2024
    Replying to @MKVRiscy
    Most of the criticism consisted of "red? literally satanic"
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