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EBITMA
@ebitmom
i do finance and this is all investment advice
Manhattan, NY
Joined June 2021
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    Nov 29, 2024
    I love being a woman because with the discharge wiping front to back is kinda like having a built-in wet wipe
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    @ebitmom
    Nov 18, 2024
    Pack it up boys I found my husband
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    @ebitmom
    May 21, 2024
    Looking for a man in finance 94 Poor health No living relatives
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    @ebitmom
    Apr 26, 2024
    I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
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    @ebitmom
    Jan 9, 2025
    I really admire men’s commitment to staying horny in the face of tragedy
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    @ebitmom
    Dec 18, 2023
    Cute that they invented “chief of staff” so boys could be secretaries too
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    @ebitmom
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @ebitmom
    It’s funny and cool when I post hinge screenshots it’s cringe when yall do it Rules for thee not for me
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    @ebitmom
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @burnfrenchtoast
    Tbh it was a guy I already knew and I was just being silly
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    @ebitmom
    Apr 19, 2025
    Replying to @Oilfield_Rando
    Never seen a comment section so full of sexless losers
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    @ebitmom
    Aug 24, 2025
    The man I lost my virginity to is having a daughter in a few months and I am about to polish off the bag of cocaine I accidentally brought into the Schengen Zone at 9:24 am in an airport lounge
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    @ebitmom
    Mar 11, 2025
    Apologies Sheryl Sandberg I was not familiar with your game
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    Mar 10, 2025
    Ex-Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg spent $13K on lingerie during Europe trip, told aide to ‘come to bed’ on private jet: book trib.al/zml2M7H
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    @ebitmom
    Aug 25, 2025
    Seek god??? I’m a good Christian woman
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    @ebitmom
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @scootykins
    Love is not dead
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    @ebitmom
    May 31, 2024
    Nothing more beautiful than sharing material non public information with the boys after a long workweek
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