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@scootykins
its kind of a funny story
San Francisco, CA
Joined July 2023
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    @scootykins
    Jan 8, 2025
    Replying to @RichardHanania
    are you inferring to the kid being attracted to his own mother, why would you infer that
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    @scootykins
    Sep 18, 2025
    4k in rent a month to eat forty cents of fruit with 100 other people from Toronto
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    Sep 18, 2025
    only in sf are there kiwi eating parties🫢🥝
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    @scootykins
    Oct 31, 2025
    Replying to @JDVance
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    @scootykins
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @ebitmom
    this is beautiful
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    @scootykins
    Dec 17, 2024
    Replying to @la_balita_
    everyone wanna do a menial labor job until you're stacking funko pops to look nice for the customer at your struggling corner book store
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    @scootykins
    May 9, 2025
    Replying to @MurrayHillGuy1
    the 9 and 10's that shes talking about in SF
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    @scootykins
    Jul 24, 2025
    Replying to @VarunsBurner
    if women weren't so attractive theyd be losers
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    @scootykins
    Jan 5, 2025
    Replying to @alxfazio
    dating app scammers are about to go crazy with these
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    @scootykins
    Oct 22, 2025
    Replying to @ns123abc
    We have fallen from grace
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    @scootykins
    May 31, 2025
    Replying to @josephsbool
    Yall are good friends
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    @scootykins
    Mar 25, 2024
    Replying to @squirtstain
    schlawg doesnt know
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    @scootykins
    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @danghentschel
    youre getting too good at making these
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    @scootykins
    Mar 8, 2024
    Replying to @lucy_guo
    you should prob do a wellness check on ur bestie cuz hes prob feeling a bit sui after being dunked on 2k times
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    @scootykins
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @alex_orlov_
    Was better when it was illegal
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