Daniel 🐌 (@escargotpro

Daniel 🐌

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Daniel 🐌

@escargotpro_

the original leninist electoralist; i created MidtownMagic, ShirtlessSummer; Bottle Law Expert; check out SamanthaForQueens.com

peoples republic of queens, ny

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Joined May 2009

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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Jun 7
Early voting starting soon - I welcome all the psychos and bots to my Replies. I'll be posting about Samantha Claire Aber Darializa a lot so I ask that you recognize 1 Core Truth: im not replying to you; you are replying to Me. This is My Court; these are My Rules
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Sep 1, 2025
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Nov 13, 2025
Hello @NBCNews that is not in fact the english translation of "pedófilo"
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Oct 6, 2022
Its so funny Obama had all this political capital and a huge majority and couldn't do any of this and Joe in the twilight of his life just throwing up steph curry shots cause they gave him some vyvanse
Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Dec 27, 2022
People wondering why every snowstorm is a total disaster now but happily vote to have 86% of their municipal budget go to the police
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Aug 19, 2024
This woman is so awesome and such a funny and true epitome of the current Trump/Republican grift ecosystem cause she lives in my neighborhood where I'm pretty involved in elections & as such I know that she's not even registered to vote
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Dec 20, 2024
Starting to think someone who isn't that hot is really hot just cause u see them frequently is 1 of the best things about knowing your neighbors, the office, church, being in some friend group, being in some org, being on a sport team & many Americans no longer know this pleasure
Nia
@Nia_mp4
Dec 20, 2024
ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Jan 18, 2025
Never not funny to me that Lenin recommended socialists have a newspaper during the absolute auge of newspapers as a popular medium & the message folks took from that was that he was actually really into physical newspapers & not like idk the dominant media news form of his era
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Dec 20, 2024
Idk dog I look back on my female teachers pretty fondly they were really nice to me
kunk
@gunk4188
Dec 19, 2024
Force a kid onto stimulants, shove him in a desk under fluorescent lightsfor 8 hours with 30 other kids, have a menopausal female pig screech abuse at him whenever he's distracted or socializes. Putting bacon in front of a starved dog and zapping his shock collar for biting it.
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Nov 3, 2024
Will Kamala be the first president to be actively a hot person while being the president?
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Jun 13, 2025
This is how we win
jerry
@jerryannicole
Jun 13, 2025
i’ve been so annoying even my friend who “doesn’t believe” in voting has caved muahaha
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Jun 22, 2025
Its so cool so many influencers microcelebs legit celebs actors comedians have jumped on team Zohran but a fun fact about this Very Beautiful Greek Man is he has shown support for almost every left Astoria candidate of the past 8 years Caban19, Zohran20, AOC - a true Real One
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Aug 31, 2025
Hinge is cooked bro - some rando told me I "look cute" and we should "have dinner"
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Daniel 🐌
@escargotpro_
Sep 28, 2024
I love how conservatives just live in a totally inscrutable universe now. Give me 7 hours to 1on1 chat with this guy and I still probably wouldn't be able to tell you why sweet potato fries are supposed to terrify democrats
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