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jerry
@jerryannicole
retired from sad, new career in business
nyc via puerto rico
Joined January 2013
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Jun 18, 2025
    ok what if it doesn’t
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    Gothamist
    @Gothamist
    Jun 13, 2025
    What if Zohran Mamdani's free bus plan for NYC actually hurt transit service? gothamist.com/news/what-if-z…
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Jun 13, 2025
    i’ve been so annoying even my friend who “doesn’t believe” in voting has caved muahaha
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Apr 28, 2025
    just stood in a 2+ hour line to go see the new episode of the rehearsal at alligator lounge and it was fully worth it…..made two friends….drank two high lifes….saw emma stone being gorgeous…got a free tshirt…..beautiful sunday in the greatest city in the world
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Aug 28, 2025
    if you weren’t on the timeline the night she got caught macking on karlie kloss at the 1975 concert and then started posting and deleting pics of them together on her tumblr you’re not allowed to talk to me about taylor swift
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Jun 18, 2025
    Replying to @jerryannicole
    what if i win the powerball. what if a stranger gives me the keys to a convertible white saab 900. what if my dinner gives me hot stomach. what if my a/c falls out the window. what if andrew cuomo withdraws from the race tomorrow. who gaf about “what if” be so serious
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Jun 13, 2025
    Replying to @escargotpro_
    oh you know the reach update was instant
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Apr 16, 2020
    if i looked like caroline calloway i would behave the same way tbh
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Mar 31, 2022
    my friend just asked me to get an early brunch and when i asked what time he said 8. my brother in christ that is just breakfast.
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Apr 12, 2021
    bitch i PASSED!!!!!!! LFG!!!!!! i am unstoppable now. ask me anything about art history because i have MASTERed it.
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Apr 9, 2020
    did y’all know that esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramírez went to UCF??? charge on baby
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Aug 24, 2025
    i am not seasoning my eggs with rockaway beach salt are you insane
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Feb 20, 2022
    my friend took this picture of me and i know i’m 3 sangrias in but it’s the best i’ve ever looked
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Mar 3, 2020
    i was so embarrassed last week that the starbucks baristas recognized me by name and order and this week it was taken up a notch when they named me customer of the week
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    jerry
    @jerryannicole
    Mar 15, 2020
    am i being problematic be honest
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