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@hoffridder
dysfunctional programming language developer LANG: en_US, es_ES, da_DK, C/C++, js/ts, WASM, hs/kms Tryna make friends
Chicago, IL
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    @hoffridder
    May 7, 2021
    tfw it takes u 8 months to write a Hello World program
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    May 7, 2021
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    This took longer than it should have #HelloWorld Small demo for monadic IO, strings, and basic interop with host environment
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    May 28, 2024
    Hot take: if Linux becomes mainstream it's gonna suck
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    Jun 19, 2023
    Replying to @ShitpostGate
    When life gives you lemons you figure out how many lemons life will let you take before it makes you stop
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    Jun 3, 2023
    Replying to @thatfrood
    Quora is the best place for bleeding edge math research
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    Jul 19, 2021
    I've had a number of jobs where I've had to go through a codebase and optimize code written by these people. Somewhat extreme example: at previous company it took in excess of 6 hours to open certain project files (probably more), but we were able to reduce it down to < 5mins
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    Sep 13, 2022
    Replying to @makotoxjunko and @Bigjunkofan2007
    "that's not enough cheese"
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    Sep 2, 2022
    Replying to @AviBittMD
    This will be me at 92 having never worn sunscreen in my life
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    Oct 3, 2021
    Replying to @maz_jovanovich
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    Jan 21, 2024
    New programming socks just dropped!!!
    Lockheed Martin lgbt pride socks
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    Sep 13, 2022
    Replying to @hoffridder and @bigjunkofan2007
    Italian pizza apparently
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    Feb 15, 2021
    Replying to @Riot_Kassadin
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    Jul 19, 2021
    Replying to @hoffridder
    Not specifically these two people, but more generally the people who just do whatever without any thought about performance, algorithm design, data structure selection, etc. As the codebase grows the problems get progressively worse, so better to do some SWE with every addition
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    May 28, 2023
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    May 19, 2024
    Replying to @GoodBoyMachine
    I guess people forgot how annoying these guys used to be
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