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I fell in love with a guy from Boston before it was popular
🏴Scotlands sweetheart 🏴
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🏴Scotlands sweetheart 🏴
@humphriezz
Sounder than ur average blonde. Full time softball player, part time surfer. Sugar free Red Bull and Red Bull racing enthusiast
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined August 2013
- Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day
- No one’s out there looking for love for me harder than my mother
- The covered reply tells a different storyNo ex boyfriend i don’t
- I know when 2 mutuals start talking because the guy stops replying to her tweets and the girl starts replying to his
- Replying to @xtyna_I’m in tears laughing at this, I would’ve been in court fighting for that membership like my life depended on it
- What’s wyll? Sorry I’m old
- English : fighting Scottish:🥹 The most wholesome moment of #EURO2024
00:00 - Replying to @humphriezzpeople are confused but I’m talking about when they start talking romantically in private, he will then stop replying to her public tweets probably because he no longer is trying to get her attention and she will start replying to all of his tweets probably because she likes him
- No a lot ae benefits ae being a munter but at least I dinny have to come up wae 40 ways ae saying thanks when folk comment on my photos
- Ma da came to the vets wae me n the vet was like “she’s got really good teeth but she’s a wee bit chubby” n ma da was like “enough about Shauni whit about the dug”
- Replying to @tylerlang44I thought time and place but was too long
- I did not know Hilary was built like a Pixar mumBombing Serbia saved their marriage.
