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tylerlang
@tylerlang44
Bears, Golden Knights, Food, Dad Jokes, Cute Dogs-Haver
Countryside, VA
Joined October 2011
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    tylerlang
    @tylerlang44
    May 6, 2024
    Replying to @humphriezz
    Did some quick blue bubble math - this reply says “Absolutely”
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    @tylerlang44
    Dec 21, 2022
    Replying to @POLESPLSEAT
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    @tylerlang44
    Jun 19, 2024
    Replying to @mountainwesttax
    Tell your partner to never let the babysitter near your children again. Don’t actually do anything yourself since you’re so busy with entrepreneurship.
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    @tylerlang44
    Sep 21, 2024
    Replying to @svershbow
    Hang it in the Louvre!
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    @tylerlang44
    Jul 31, 2023
    Replying to @RETINAPrime and @s8n
    Buzz killed one of his siblings between Home Alone 1 and 2.
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    @tylerlang44
    Jan 11, 2025
    Replying to @nocontextcfb
    He’s got that Costco Executive membership card - she’s got a winner for a boyfriend.
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    Feb 4, 2024
    Fields might get traded or the Bears may pass on Caleb but this is undoubtedly the most brutal L on Bears Twitter this offseason.
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    @tylerlang44
    Sep 26, 2025
    Replying to @OPinfernonewac1
    He just hit the gym hard 😤
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    @tylerlang44
    Jul 3, 2025
    Replying to @Criminalsimpson
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    @tylerlang44
    Aug 26, 2024
    Replying to @bigidiotgirl
    At least he didn’t call it a P-word.
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    tylerlang
    @tylerlang44
    Nov 19, 2024
    Replying to @free_agen and @InternetH0F
    Here comes the ejaculate educator
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    tylerlang
    @tylerlang44
    Oct 24, 2022
    “I need to wake up early and start working” is the code phrase that will alert my family that I’ve been kidnapped.
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    @tylerlang44
    Feb 5, 2022
    Replying to @BeerlyFootball
    Career passing TD’s - Cutler 227, Sánchez 86. Career wins - Cutler 74. Career games started - Sánchez 72.
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    tylerlang
    @tylerlang44
    May 11, 2023
    Oilers: Spend first four games of the series cross checking and boarding with an intent to injure. Golden Knights: One slash with intent to injure. Oilers:
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