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Jason Green 🇺🇦
@jasonregreen
Security Controller/CCTV. Amateur entomologist. Christian ✝️ I run @StoleClassicsUK
London, England
linkedin.com/in/jasonregreen
Born December 12, 1984
Joined January 2018
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Nov 21, 2024
    Replying to @largacty1
    You do realise this isn't Ukraine's fault though, right? 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Aug 3, 2023
    Replying to @NoContextBrits
    So basically he makes penguins stay erect. Godit 👍
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    May 16, 2021
    Replying to @terryrees3 and @CrimeLdn
    No, modern helicopters use piston or turbine engines. Some sort of mechanical wind-up engine wouldn't offer sufficient control to maintain flight direction or stability.
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Dec 26, 2023
    Replying to @AustenMathieson
    Yeah... this didn't actually happen did it 🤣
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jun 29, 2023
    Replying to @JustStop_Oil
    Ooh, how very homophobic @JustStop_Oil! Do you threaten other protected, marginalised groups with the intent to prevent their freedom of expression?
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jul 29, 2023
    Replying to @SoVeryBritish
    "Can you just take your glasses off a moment please?" "Well I kind of need them to see, but yeah sure!" ✂️🧑🏻‍🔧✂️ "So how does it look?" "I have absolutely no idea whatsoever as you took my glasses off, so" 🤷🏻‍♂️
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jul 19, 2023
    Replying to @Midnightmoon110 and @JustStop_Oil
    Two of them did, but if they had all broken line to check on him then drivers behind would have started moving again, leaving the protesters and their downed colleague isolated in the middle of the road as cars drove around them unpredictably. Staying in formation actually
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Aug 27, 2024
    Replying to @drhingram
    Job's a good 'un as long as it also has 'Keep Off The Grass' signs too 🤗
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jul 2, 2023
    Replying to @NoContextBrits
    "What we're you expecting to see, the hanging gardens of Babylon? Perhaps a herd of Wildebeest sweeping majestically across the Savannah?" Nope, just some ol' concrete and brown Thames water 🤗
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jan 30, 2024
    Replying to @NoContextBrits
    So ungrateful. We gave them an annual Independence Day and this is how he reviews us 🙄
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Nov 21, 2023
    Replying to @bbcpress
    For people not sure, it is this clip in discussion ⬇️
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jul 29, 2023
    Replying to @SoVeryBritish
    - Having to tell them what you do for a living, every time you go in - Having to make stuff up about holidays and movies you haven't really seen to keep the fake conversation going, whilst wondering how much longer this is going to go on for, - Having to react to the sight of
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    May 27, 2023
    Replying to @plainoldgrumpy
    I am so, so very sorry for your loss - my sincerest condolences. My Mum died in February. Please take each day as it comes, allow yourself to experience your feelings and understand there is no right or wrong way to think or feel as you process this. Please keep talking 💔
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    Jason Green 🇺🇦
    @jasonregreen
    Jan 17, 2024
    Replying to @NoContextBrits
    Only in 'Merika is it acceptable to put a sausage in a cake and call it a hotdog 🌭 🍰
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