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Jo
@junker_jo
pussy economist
Manhattan, NY
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    Jo
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    Jul 16, 2021
    Koko, what are your thoughts on climate change? Koko: Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you Koko's translator: she says, "When the last tree has been cut down, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money" 😢
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    Jo
    @junker_jo
    Aug 24, 2020
    This is what regular kindergarten looks like too only difference is parents didn’t have to look at it
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    Aug 24, 2020
    A heart broken mother sent in this photo of her son trying to adapt to virtual kindergarten. He was so frustrated he couldn’t stop crying. localmemphis.com/article/news/e…
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    Jo
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    Mar 7, 2025
    I guarantee you a team of gay men produced what you’re seeing here.
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    Jo
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    Jul 6, 2025
    Really beginning to think that “knowing how to swim” at least in the sense of not drowning in calm water is just an IQ threshold thing.
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    Jo
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    May 10, 2024
    the way I’m absolutely going to get one of these and just tell people I “didn’t eat any seed oils”…..
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    Jo
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    Mar 11, 2021
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    Jo
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    Sep 3, 2024
    Replying to @RobertSkvarla
    If nobody’s mentioned it yet: Disney named the movie Frozen to fuck up the SEO when you try and google about Walt geting cryogenically frozen
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    Jo
    @junker_jo
    Aug 19, 2023
    this is so weird when the actual kindergarten for adults already exists (master’s programs)
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    Undetached Rabbit Part
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    Aug 18, 2023
    Jesus Christ
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    Jo
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    Dec 6, 2024
    We’re officially at the point in Le Creuset oversaturation where people are trying to use stoneware baking dishes on their stoves.
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    Jo
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    Oct 2, 2023
    Uh I was not aware that one of the ways they do MAID is just handing you a cup of poison like Socrates
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    Nick Mark MD
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    Oct 1, 2023
    This person has the right reaction.
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    Jo
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    Jun 13, 2025
    Replying to @blewmarine
    If strapless bras work for you it means you don’t need one
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    Jo
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    Jun 5, 2022
    The fact that apparently like 50% of our national economy is now this (girls with BAs working a pretend email job that pays them 60k a year to swim in the pool and go to sephora) has lowkey got me a little nervous
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    Jo
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    Aug 24, 2020
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    Parents watching a bright and imaginative child’s spirit mysteriously getting totally obliterated between kindergarten and third grade
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    Jo
    @junker_jo
    Sep 19, 2023
    Oh yeah dude…. you sure showed them……
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