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Tim Toker
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Tim Toker
@lkijikkli
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Virgin Islands, U.S.
Joined July 2016
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Jul 2, 2025
    Replying to @account197375
    “What presidential administration had the worst writing but best aura and hype moments”
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Feb 5, 2025
    Replying to @imagesaicouldnt
    I’m happy this single screenshot basically killed the “I’m just a girl” meme. Generations of feminists turning in their graves at women unironically uttering that phrase when criticized
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Apr 7, 2024
    Replying to @makjako
    Corrupted item. +50 damage -100 luck
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Aug 17, 2024
    It’s still a pyramid like WASD. In fact the further right you move the movement keys the more other hot keys you gain closer to the hand you put on the keyboard. ESDF just moves it one key to the right and it gives access to like 4 more keys and you can still hit shift ctrl etc
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    May 16, 2024
    Replying to @ANGELBABYBITTY
    If this ever happens to you don’t send the money back through Venmo, tell them to dispute the transaction as you did, because they can just dispute the transaction after you send it back and you’re now out 50 bucks. Very common scam not just with Venmo
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    May 30, 2025
    Replying to @lordmiles
    Man the 0.01% of germs are gonna hit u like a train
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Jan 28, 2025
    Replying to @thabrrr
    “Apples are biodegradable bro” what about the weeks-long decomposition process where the entire time it will smell rotten and have flies laying eggs on it? Would you want to clean that off your driveway
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Dec 29, 2024
    Replying to @jervoris and @NotGlidus
    This shit is so funny the kangaroo just looks appalled and the dude had such restraint throwing one punch and instantly backing down
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    May 18, 2024
    Replying to @crowcialist
    “Virgin forest” = forest that humans haven’t set foot in. I wasn’t aware that forests instantly stop existing once a person lays eyes on it, didn’t know this was an issue
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Oct 18, 2024
    Replying to @Hezbolsonaro
    I feel like even back in ancient times there would be a group of engineers that are smart enough to be able to pick your brain about the aspects of your technology and where the energy comes from and be able to almost reverse engineer some of it through that. They’re also humans
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Jun 29, 2025
    Replying to @terryfuck45
    The audacity to tell me you can’t serve a few months in prison for refusal to join a draft but then tell me it’s a Palestinian kids fault for being born that he was obliterated by a missile
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Dec 10, 2024
    Replying to @heshski
    “got a phone” so cold
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    May 6, 2024
    Replying to @officialvrewls and @Kurrco
    It went from “Kendrick doesn’t know what he’s getting into the goat will silence him” to “hating on Drake because it’s trendy smh” Drake fans are something else
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    Tim Toker
    @lkijikkli
    Jun 22, 2024
    Replying to @myrrlyn
    No just let this guy lug around carabiners that are 3x as heavy and cost ten times as much
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