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Loki Monster
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Loki Monster
@loki_monster
Here for the sheer joy of it.
Chicago
Joined March 2009
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    Loki Monster
    @loki_monster
    Apr 9, 2021
    Replying to @HLMongoose
    This accurately describes my very handsome and deeply disturbed son Gary. When he gets put away like a vacuum so I can have friends over or work done, etc., he goes to Gary Jail. 😹
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    @loki_monster
    Jul 12, 2024
    I lost my best friend today and my whole damn life is so much poorer.
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    @loki_monster
    Apr 14, 2022
    Replying to @emily_murnane
    Also "top of the line" and "David's Bridal" should never be in the same sentence.
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    @loki_monster
    Feb 17, 2017
    Replying to @106th and @BibleGirl666
    That stack of ones ain't gonna fan itself. 😂😂😂
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    @loki_monster
    Feb 25, 2024
    Replying to @MedicTrommasher
    Wait what it's literally all the animals??? Yeah that's not a problem with the animals that's a serious sign that those agents are not trustworthy.
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    @loki_monster
    Apr 10, 2021
    Replying to @loki_monster and @HLMongoose
    My son for those who are morbidly curious. I am not kidding about him hating all of humanity except me, murdering fuckers who are dumb enough to think they can come n my house while he's loose, and just generally fucking shit up and making life ~interesting.~
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    @loki_monster
    May 25, 2019
    Replying to @redditships
    Even with all the shit the world is throwing at them, young women and girls are gonna be all right. The fact that they spoke up is SO different than the 80s when we did the nervous laughter and hoped dude went away sooner rather than later.
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    @loki_monster
    Dec 6, 2021
    Thissssssss!! That's what a dating profile that says "no drama" tells you: they do not want to deal with any emotion you have that's "inconvenient," which basically means sadness, fear, and anger. Nor do they want to deal with you setting boundaries. RUN!
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    @loki_monster
    Jun 24, 2022
    Replying to @pastordan and @sendcats
    Y'all. CATCH UP. We live in a fascist state. Lawmakers have openly said they would do these things *including* banning IVF bc the frozen embryos are people under the law to women. WAKE UP. This is going to get so bad so fast.
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    @loki_monster
    Dec 11, 2022
    Replying to @YoureGreatBud @lindefordd and @rompejess
    Oh for fuck's sake they're all a massive liability problem now. One of these women attending a difficult birth and it goes wrong that footage will be EVERYWHERE during the resulting med mail case.
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    @loki_monster
    Aug 9, 2022
    My grandma's prayer to St. Anthony: Tony, Tony look around. Something's lost and must be found. AAAAAAAMEN! And WHAM! Found.
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    @loki_monster
    Mar 31, 2023
    Replying to @ask_aubry
    Marilyn Monroe's body went missing after the ambulance left her house for the morgue. For 6-10 hours. They said it was at a smaller morgue nearer to her house. 🙃
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    @loki_monster
    Jul 21, 2021
    That skin color thing is HEINOUS. When the news started reporting the outsized devastation happening in minority communities is when those people stopped caring. That is their own racism biting them in the ass, and it's DISGUSTING. Lord why can't we do better???
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    @loki_monster
    Feb 10, 2022
    Replying to @SourceDuMal
    My doc: Maybe you could do some weight training or cardio. Me: I've been weight training for years, 2x a week for the past year specifically and I had to quit going to rowing class because omicron but I did that 2x per week until December. They always, always assume.

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