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Mark Critch
@markcritch
Bestselling author of ‘Sorry, Not Sorry’, 22 Minutes, Son Of A Critch TV on @cbcgem @netflix @rteone @netflix_CA
St. John's, Newfoundland
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Joined March 2009
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    Mark Critch
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    Jan 30, 2022
    Most Canadians respect Terry Fox and War Memorials. Most Canadians don’t steal from food banks. Most Canadians would never wave a swastika and if they saw one, they would take it down. And most Canadians are vaccinated. I consider those people to be the true patriots.
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    Mark Critch
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    Feb 2, 2022
    So Erin O’Toole has to move. Does anyone know anybody with a truck? #cdnpoli
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    Mark Critch
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    Feb 26, 2023
    My pal Gordon Pinsent passed. I saw him a few weeks ago, his twinkle as bright as ever. I looked up to him as the Rowdyman but loved him as Porky Pinsent from Grand Falls. He cut the path the rest of us travelled. A household name based on Canadian work. The best there ever was
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    Mark Critch
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    Aug 27, 2022
    If you can walk up to the Deputy PM and call her those names yet still claim there is no freedom in Canada, I would suggest trying that with Putin. This behaviour does not make me think ‘I wonder what I can learn about vaccine science from this man.’
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    Jaro Giesbrecht
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    Aug 27, 2022
    This is unacceptable treatment of the Deputy PM while visiting in her home province of Alberta. This man & woman actually congratulate themselves in the parking lot, as though they are fighting for freedom. How exactly is calling the DPM a F**ken B**ch fighting for freedom?
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    Mark Critch
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    Mar 7, 2022
    I wish to announce that I will not be seeking the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada. I sincerely ask you to support the candidate that can best be made fun of during the next election.
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    Mark Critch
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    Nov 10, 2019
    Re: Don Cherry - I’m at a Costco In St Johns. It’s whiter than a snow bank. Hundreds here but I’ve only counted 7 poppies so far. The problem isn’t “you people”. It’s “we people.” #remberanceday PS you can buy poppies here. Even in bulk.
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    Mark Critch
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    Jan 17, 2020
    Radio just reported that a pregnant woman in labour drove herself to the hospital on a skidoo. I hope they are ok. I’m pretty this child will grow up to be the future Premier that will lead us to prosperity. #snowmaggedon2020 #nlstorm #nlblizzard2020
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    Mark Critch
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    Jun 24, 2024
    Here’s Roy Orbison without his sunglasses on. And here’s Pierre Poillievre. Now, all I’m saying is Roy played a set at the Jubilee Auditorium in Calgary on September 27th, 1978. Nine months later Pierre Poilievre was born on June 3 1979.
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    Mark Critch
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    Aug 15, 2016
    Sorry to accidentally photobomb your @CityofStJohns pic @JustinTrudeau #shirtlessCritch #shirtlessTrudeau
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    Mark Critch
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    Feb 4, 2025
    Trump explains the pause on Canadian Tariffs. From tonight’s @22_Minutes
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    Mark Critch
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    May 6, 2025
    Mark Carney sitting there patiently listening to Trump ramble like a convenience store clerk waiting for an elderly customer to finish talking about the weather before tapping their card to buy lottery tickets #cdnpoli
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    Mark Critch
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    May 2, 2023
    Gordon Lightfoot has left us. There’s something about Canada and Gordons.. This is a photo of him alongside fellow Gords Downie and Pinsent. Pinsent then painted the image. All gone now. To quote Mr. Lightfoot, “If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.” #GordanLightfoot
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    Mark Critch
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    Mar 28, 2022
    I’m glad the Canadian Screen Awards are virtual this year so I won’t get punched by Colm Feore.
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    Mark Critch
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    Mar 9, 2025
    New blessing. May you have the clarity of mind and strength of legs of Chrétien at 91. #LiberalLeadership
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