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Elizabeth
@misselizabethkd
Investor. I ❤️ XRP. Unapologetically real. Naturally sarcastic with a side of humor. I don’t entertain nonsense. You will get blocked. 🚫 NO DMs.
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Joined November 2011
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Jun 14
    A love letter to my haters: A core element of La Cosa Nostra is the strict adherence to an unwritten code of silence and absolute loyalty. I win. 😘😘😘
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Nov 7, 2025
    Replying to @hausofriya
    Men should get their asses out of bed and help their wives. Married men wanting princess treatment while their wives struggle to do everything is the number one cause of resentment and divorce. Unreal 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Sep 25, 2024
    Replying to @friccvicc
    It’s almost as if he wants you to do a background check…
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Oct 28, 2024
    Replying to @iinkdolll
    I blame my daddy issues for this. If I can live without my own father giving a damn about me then I can certainly live without a crusty ass man causing nothing but chaos, pain, and drama in my life.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Nov 15, 2024
    Replying to @crypto_queen_x
    Self care is so important. Also, it should be criminal to charge over $100 for a good vacuum.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 22, 2024
    Replying to @AshleyAlready
    Damn girl. The entitlement of that man is astonishing. 21 days and he’s expecting a 1950’s trad wife? Lol that’s hilarious. Hope you went running for the hills because I doubt anyone would be able to meet his needs and expectations.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Jul 5, 2025
    Replying to @doyenmxn
    That’s because many men chase a good time rather than a good woman.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 9, 2024
    Replying to @JoeyMannarino
    Yes. Easiest $182,500 I’d ever make. Nothing good ever comes from consuming alcohol. It causes more damage in people’s lives than some people will ever understand.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 25, 2024
    Replying to @Ariannnyy_
    Agreed. Also, family that starts arguments on Christmas Day hates you.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 10, 2024
    Replying to @themultiplemom
    Bring him inside! Black cats are lucky and a good omen. Love my Salem baby.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Jul 21, 2024
    Replying to @BarbraStreisand
    Name three achievements, Barbra. 🤡
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 21, 2024
    Replying to @PopBase
    Filing for divorce on the wedding anniversary is a sign of huge bitterness and resentment for the life choices she made. Never go back to an ex. They’re an ex for a reason. Leave them in the past.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Aug 29, 2024
    Replying to @tripnf4ll
    I call that a personal win.
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    Elizabeth
    @misselizabethkd
    Jan 23, 2025
    Replying to @JeremyTubman
    She was easy and you were desperate. I wouldn’t be bragging.
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