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you post nut clarity, I tweet crazy insight, we are not the same
Jakeup
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Jakeup
@myhandle
epistemic father. committed all to bits
Joined July 2010
- the day before I was born was a holiday in the Soviet Union and there was a rumor that they're handing out oranges, two per person. there was still snow outside, but my mom, 9 months pregnant, decided it was worth it to go stand in line because she hasn't had an orange all year
- translation: the state of California got 6 month's advance warning from the best risk-assessment professionals that the risk of fire in this specific area is too high and proceeded to do nothing at all with this informationBREAKING: State Farm, one of the biggest insurers in California, canceled hundreds of homeowners' policies last summer in Pacific Palisades—the same area which is now being ravaged by a devastating wildfire, per Newsweek.
- girls: you can easily tell whether a guy is serious about marriage or still an anxious fuckboi by asking him if he thinks zuck married wellBeing a billionaire and marrying THAT is crazy ngl
- so we just lock up guys at their horniest and girls at their sexiest in a room for hours each day and expect them to learn calculus, huh
- Replying to @Duderichyyou can tell a man made this because women aren't like that
- Replying to @myhandleanyway, 24 years later I came to the US alone with no particular credentials and got rich within a few years because it's so easy to make money in the US if you're not a commie dipshit and they let you buy as many oranges as you want for the cost of a few minutes of labor each
- it's insane that the most Kafkaesque systems in the US are those that want YOU to give THEM money. the IRS website works 30 hours a week. TreasuryDirect makes you click in your password with a mouse. but today, ladies and gentlemen, today I tried to get health insurance
- one gender gulf I think about since I saw loopy's post is that when you tell guys they don't understand women's feelings they reply "I know bro, them hos are inscrutable" but when you tell women they don't know something about men's interiority they get mad and call you an incelone gender gulf i think about a lot is how women cannot know the depths that male loneliness can reach. no crying and no victims here just sharing a perspective
- Replying to @myhandleafter queueing up for a few hours, she got incredible news: pregnant women are allowed to buy as many oranges as they can afford. my mom has never seen anything like this and so, the physical strain of dragging two giant bags of oranges through the snow started the contractions
- girls love to classify people: zodiac, Hogwarts houses, enneagram, attachment styles guys love to measure people: IQ, ELO, twitter followers, points per game
- Replying to @byte_curious_why don't you submit an op ed to pravda about it
