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No. 1 Hater
@no2hater
Lawyer and amateur dog enthusiast. Opinions are my own (especially the ones you don’t agree with).
Toronto, Ontario
Joined June 2009
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    @no2hater
    Jan 16, 2023
    Replying to @JUNlPER
    Literally this meme lmao
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    @no2hater
    May 13, 2025
    Replying to @anarchoboognish
    > they stole my car > they drove it to its full potential and flamed out by hitting a cop
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    @no2hater
    Jan 20, 2025
    Replying to @vanillaopinions
    This isn even “I never thought leopards would eat *my* face,” it’s “wait, leopards are carnivores?”
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    @no2hater
    Jan 12, 2025
    Replying to @shizuodotmp3
    You can be both unethical from an olfactory perspective and correct. This is one of those cases
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    @no2hater
    Mar 7, 2023
    Replying to @educatedwoman12 @joeymoffett87 and 2 others
    Wait you mean race is a purely social construct???
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    @no2hater
    Aug 19, 2024
    Replying to @not_taylorx and @sheilabeef
    The GTA is incredibly car dependant lmao what are you talking about. Drive 20 minutes outside of Toronto and I guarantee more than half the seniors at any given high school drive there and park
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    @no2hater
    Dec 25, 2021
    Replying to @DunamisMax and @neiltyson
    It’s abundantly clear that Santa’s high caloric intake is directly tied to the speed of his sleigh and his ability to so efficiently distribute presents (although the exact mechanisms of such remain unknown). Crazy how NDT and other Santa-deniers still don’t understand this.
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    @no2hater
    Aug 11, 2024
    Replying to @facetedcarapace
    Wait this is a conservative thing?? I thought it was just a dudes rock thing
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    @no2hater
    Aug 19, 2024
    Replying to @not_taylorx and @sheilabeef
    There’s a big difference between “possible” and feasible. Lots of places around here’s it’s technically possible to get to by public transportation but it’s miserable and will take you 3x as long
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    @no2hater
    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @sirsfurther
    Is that like an occupation or just a pastime?
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    @no2hater
    Dec 8, 2024
    Replying to @ded_ruckus
    I mean yeah basically
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    How China’s Expanding Fishing Fleet Is Depleting the World’s Oceans
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    @no2hater
    Aug 26, 2025
    Replying to @musicstruggles1
    I didn’t realize they also think Kelce is gay this is amazing
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    @no2hater
    Jul 14, 2025
    The more I learn about these Confederate fellas the more I don’t care for ‘em
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    @no2hater
    Feb 25, 2025
    Replying to @ZeroSuitCamus
    Computer programs famously communicate with each other using pleasantries and full sentences
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