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Sirsfurther
@sirsfurther
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Aug 19, 2025
    I'm an ambulance driver. You guys would be suprised by how many people just writhe on the floor in pain. That's it. That's their life.
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    Hamilton 🇺🇸
    @Watchman_motto
    Aug 19, 2025
    I go into a lot of homes each week. You guys would be surprised at how many people just sit in their house. That’s it. That’s their life.
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Jun 28, 2024
    Dutch ppl be like: "ah yes the perfect spot for my new house"
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Sep 23, 2024
    Europeans will invent a whole literary genre about how bureaucacy is hell if you make them work from 9 till 2
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Mar 2, 2022
    My sources tell me that Putin has asked his generals abt the possibility of restoring the save game from just before the invasion. His generals have advised him that his last save was an autosave from 2019
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Sep 5, 2023
    American minds cannot comprehend this
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Aug 20, 2025
    Replying to @no2hater
    U just have to wear the right outfit and they let u do it
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Mar 31, 2024
    Easy to romanticise the past, but remember in those days life expectancy was only 35 and they didn't have proper dentistry
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    Brian Hiatt
    @hiattb
    Mar 30, 2024
    Time progresses rapidly
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Sep 27, 2023
    Fully on this guys side agnst tpot, what a legend
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Jan 17, 2024
    HOW TO DESTROY HER EGO SND MANIPULATE HER 1) TAKE HER ON LOTS OF DATES 2) BUY HER NICE THINGS 3) TALK TO HER OFTEN ABOUT SUBJECTS SHE ENJOYS 4) TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU 5) MARRY HER 6) MOVE IN TOGETHER 7) COMFORT HER WHEN SHE IS SAD
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Jun 22, 2024
    Valve is single handedly holding back the second reformation
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    Daddy Warpig
    @DaddyWarpig
    Jun 22, 2024
    But was he RIGHT?
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Apr 8, 2024
    Every psychology test is called "the x test" and every question is just "are u x?" with varying levels of indirectness
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Apr 7, 2024
    every test on idrlabs is called "the evil test" and all the questions are like this
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Mar 7, 2023
    Replying to @PrinceVogel
    Yeah, like i'm gonna believe this with such obviously fake names as "arkansas" and "nevada"
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Sep 5, 2023
    Replying to @sirsfurther
    (it's pubs for all u foolish ppl who cannot simply guess)
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    Sirsfurther
    @sirsfurther
    Sep 5, 2023
    Replying to @LucerneBolvin
    > American mind > Cannot comprehend Sirsfurther wins again
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