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Dirk Fuckner 🚯
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Born February 2
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Sep 6, 2025
    the concept of standing at a urinal and saying “jew existing”
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    Uri Kurlianchik
    @VerminusM
    Sep 4, 2025
    This is so tiresome...
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Aug 18, 2024
    last night there was a party in my apartment and while i was making a sandwich in the kitchen someone i don't know came up to me and said "are you allowed to do that"
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Apr 17, 2025
    discovered a coffee shop that is open for 2 hours a week
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Sep 16, 2024
    you just know they're the worst roommate of all time
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Dec 6, 2023
    new quote tweet image just dropped
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    Harvard University
    @Harvard
    Dec 6, 2023
    Statement from President Gay: There are some who have confused a right to free expression with the idea that Harvard will condone calls for violence against Jewish students. Let me be clear: Calls for violence or genocide against the Jewish community, or any religious or ethnic
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    Harvard President Claudine Gay appeared in a Congressional hearing yesterday. While she expressed her personal opinion against these calls, she repeatedly refused to say that calling for genocide of Jews is against Harvard's Code of Conduct: Sources: washingtonpost.com/education/2023… Video Recording: youtube.com/watch?v=6Bn95M…
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    May 18, 2024
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    viviana 🫀
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    May 17, 2024
    nonbinary ppl are the italians of the gay community
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Apr 16, 2024
    "can i get the bonjour burger?" "im sorry sir we don't have anything called the bonjour burger. can you be more specific?"
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Feb 24, 2025
    i am of course not catholic but i was under the impression that “i am praying for the pope to die” is like top 5 things you are not supposed to say
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    Shane Schaetzel †☧
    @ShaneSchaetzel
    Feb 22, 2025
    I am not praying for Pope Francis’ recovery. I don’t think it’s reasonable to pray for a full recovery of a man who is nearly 90 with multiple health problems. Instead, I am praying for his full repentance and a holy death.
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Dec 3, 2023
    priests in ancient mesopotamia:
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Dec 3, 2023
    Dua Lipa and Romain Gavras have broken up after 8 months of dating, according to The Sun.
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Feb 13, 2024
    taking a homophobia test and finding it very difficult to score 0%
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Mar 18, 2024
    the 5% who said united states
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    Polling USA
    @USA_Polling
    Mar 18, 2024
    "Who is America's greatest enemy today?" China: 41% Russia: 26% Iran: 9% United States: 5% North Korea: 4% Israel: 2% Ukraine: 2% Gallup / Feb 20, 2024 / n=1016
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Apr 7, 2024
    every test on idrlabs is called "the evil test" and all the questions are like this
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Jun 11, 2025
    can you imagine the freakout every moron on here would have if a government agency under biden tweeted “conservatives are stupid”
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    Homeland Security
    @DHSgov
    Jun 11, 2025
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    Dirk Fuckner 🚯
    @timerube
    Feb 23, 2024
    i would sell my green button press to a VC for $20 million
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