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Alice
@notveryalice
slipstream simulacrum, homunculus || writer, painter, perfume addict || editor @xraylitmag || publications: linktr.ee/notveryalice
London.
notveryalice.com
Joined February 2011
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    Feb 24, 2025
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    Nov 2, 2024
    just shhh hhhhh shhhut the fuck up
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    May 29, 2024
    too much "frociaggine" in the seminaries
    Pope Francis, frolicking
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    Oct 21, 2022
    Replying to @nameshiv
    my husband's fav local cafe in his home country was run by a little grandma wearing an apron. strangers got what they ordered. regulars got what she wanted to give them. he took me there before we married. best food i ever ate. she was partly responsible for our engagement
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    Alice
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    Feb 22, 2021
    Replying to @DailyMailUK
    i go t macdanalds. i order a chaasbargar and fraas. i take my chacalate malkshak to go
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    Alice
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    Mar 18, 2023
    Replying to @MsGo
    this moment where she is overwhelmed with happiness 🥹 nobody better upset her, ever, in her entire life
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    Alice
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    Dec 23, 2022
    Replying to @generalslug
    Darkness Descends
    Elon cosplaying Jean Valjean
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    Alice
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    Feb 26, 2023
    Replying to @colleen_daves
    lmao do they know how many kids were born to nuns like it was historically a problem
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    Alice
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    Dec 29, 2024
    the risk in straining your voice is developing nodules on the vocal folds, which are permanent without surgical removal. surgical removal of vocal nodules can easily go wrong, destroying the voice entirely. source: I’m a classically-trained alto
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    Alice
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    Aug 2, 2022
    Replying to @AutisticCallum_
    for me personally (allistic, not NT), three major reasons: 1. I mean it 2. I mean it and forget to follow up because I’m a disorganised trashfire 3. The other person feels unsafe and I’m feigning friendliness to get out of the situation as quickly and safely as possible.
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    Alice
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    Mar 18, 2025
    Replying to @ThatGingurDude @TrueNorthStr0ng and @WUTangKids
    I hate him because he’s a fucking dork who believes in white replacement theory and despite being not an elected official is somehow endowed with the budgetary powers reserved for Congress under the constitution. he is also trying to genocide trans people. hope that helps
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    Alice
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    Oct 3, 2022
    Replying to @RealSexyCyborg
    as someone who has to deal with the COVID-positive strategies of the country I live, and who has been forced to live in quarantine for years because I’m VERY vulnerable, your takes on COVID are a breath of sanity. thank you.
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    Alice
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    Jun 7, 2022
    you know why I ended up with a loving caring cishet man? because I paired off before I came out of the closet to myself and the world and when I was growing up being bi was not a serious identity. it was a ‘phase’. it was easier to date men. and I am so lucky to have found him.

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