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lauren
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- Replying to @10000000beesWhy did he freak the fuck out when he added seasonings …
- Replying to @snacklesbianNot to mention you have to shower the combinant of pumpkin spice soaps out of your vachina as to not get the funkiest UTI
- This is one of the most intriguing things hes ever saidTrump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not heaven bound. I’m not sure I’m going to be able make heaven
00:00 - Him: are u fucking stupid? me:tried to take an outfit pic, but someone had other plans..
- i miss emma chamberlain’s presence on youtube so much but i hope she is happier
- Every time i see this pic im so stunned by the combination of garments and the story that they tellCommented on her selfie and she deactivated
- Replying to @Anania00Im cryng i saw a michael jackson impersonator performance in jamaica when inwas drunk as fuck and I reacted almost exactly like this my mom was so mad
- Replying to @wet_paint_booksWhen i worked there a mom came through the drive through asking if we could make the butterbeer frappucinno for her daughter like ma’am this is not Disneyland we are in southwest Ohio
- Replying to @bIkwmnlvrthat is just what embalmed/dead bodies look like… especially with massive blood loss, the body's natural coloration is already compromised, the embalming fluids exacerbate this, creating a yellowish hue….
- Replying to @sixinchbeysthe people saying ‘if u havent lived in a house like this” are reaaaally scaring me. Maybe alcoholism is more common than i thought
- Replying to @LaughterHaver and @jestingtimei love the moment after the phone hits the ground “Someone call the cops” “I meant to hit your phone!!!”
- Replying to @tyler02020202Crazy that all of human evolution has led to this
