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#1 Rachel
@rachel
"Rachel Zarrell is everything wrong with American culture" - David Duke
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Mar 13, 2023
    fuck yes gizmo
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Sep 16, 2023
    instead of the roman empire have you considered constantly thinking about how caterpillars digest themselves into a soup and somehow still retain their memories afterwards
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Mar 14, 2023
    it should be illegal to write a personal essay before 30. it’s for your own good!!!
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    Terminally Von der Leyen
    @Ciaranxo
    Mar 13, 2023
    No self-awareness
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Aug 13, 2023
    nepo babies that rhyme with hen flat take notes
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Apr 27, 2023
    β€œmy man will starve if I don’t feed him” ok..? the solutions right there babe
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Apr 21, 2023
    I, too, hate when the auschwitz museum gets political
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Aug 20, 2023
    the state of movies right now is insane, what are literally any of these
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Apr 29, 2024
    great read on the wild rise of @zillowgonewild! @samir supremacy πŸ™ŒπŸ‘
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    The wild rise of Zillow Gone Wild
    From washingtonpost.com
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    May 17, 2023
    gonna miss this place when it fully implodes
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Mar 13, 2023
    love taylor but i could disown her for this song no question
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Mar 17, 2023
    this is hell
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Aug 15, 2023
    pro tip: if you’re an addict and also a freak you can change the homepage icon back to twitter in the shortcuts app
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    May 11, 2023
    not ready for how cursed the AI clickbait era is going to be
    an AI picture of ross from friends as a toddler
    an AI picture of chandler from friends as a toddler
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    #1 Rachel
    @rachel
    Apr 22, 2023
    this whole cursed site is just one big ponzi scheme now
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    jordan
    @JordanUhl
    Apr 22, 2023
    Lmao if you apply for the gold, "verified organizations" checkmark and don't get approved, they keep your money anyway.
    So Twitter requires you to pay $1000 up front to apply for a gold check mark, if you are rejected they still take $1000 from your bank and won’t give it back! 

How do I know? Because @elonmusk stole $1000 from my bank account πŸ₯²
    To apply for Twitter Verified Organizations, sign up here.  We support signups globally. To do so follow these steps:

Sign up and add your eligibility criteria to the form
Add your payment details
Your account will be reviewed
You will be able to leverage all the benefits of Twitter Blue, but your organization will not receive a gold or grey checkmark and you will not be able to add affiliated accounts until your account is approved
Once reviewed and approved, your account will immediately be verified and you will be able to add affiliations.
Any account that is not approved will not be refunded.
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