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@realjdburn
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    @realjdburn
    Oct 6, 2024
    so it’s just gonna be shameless, coordinated lies from here on out i’m gonna continue to engage on other matters, but i think i’m done discussing politics with liars and their apologists
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    @realjdburn
    Sep 20, 2021
    the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺
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    @realjdburn
    Sep 15, 2024
    Replying to @dtmorgan18
    obscene? brother, that man was jesus christ
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    @realjdburn
    Mar 23, 2024
    the three body 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺
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    @realjdburn
    Jun 5, 2019
    Replying to @realjdburn @MisterMolecule and @e_daws
    the only thing that stops a bad guy with a bean cobbler is a good guy with a bean cobbler, and obviously there's no such creature
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    @realjdburn
    Jan 7, 2023
    Replying to @Esqueer_
    i don't care what your assignment is, mr. cameraman - when a fight breaks out you stay with the fight
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    @realjdburn
    Sep 2, 2021
    if you can't immediately id all four i urge you to delete your acct and get out while you still can
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    Sep 2, 2021
    ive found it, ive found the worst political compass
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    @realjdburn
    Apr 4, 2025
    Replying to @suchnerve
    there was a sustained, booming economy and a budget surplus during the clinton years
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    @realjdburn
    Sep 26, 2022
    gifted programs were the only thing that kept me in school, that made the crushing boredom tolerable
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    @realjdburn
    Jun 4, 2019
    Replying to @MisterMolecule and @e_daws
    This is exactly the kind of passive aggressive horror the NRA is trying to protect us from
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    @realjdburn
    Sep 20, 2021
    Replying to @realjdburn
    clang clang clang went the trolley 😱
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    @realjdburn
    Nov 26, 2018
    Replying to @VerseofaRose @shaunking and @MilwaukeePolice
    This is how America has always been. Always.
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    @realjdburn
    Oct 13, 2024
    land bridge theory has *not* been debunked, though it does appear that initial migration waves crossed a much earlier “bridge” clear, overwhelming genetic evidence that native americans are descended from northeast asians with very little admixture prior to european colonization
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    @realjdburn
    Feb 27, 2025
    Replying to @getafix432 @PossiblyKPerry and @MinnickCarly
    what psyop? her boss saw a pic of her making a nazi salute and fired her. ironic or not, the same thing would’ve happened in the 90, the 70s and the 50s
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