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Gabriel Morgan
@rebelempiricist
A Stoic in the streets, an Epicurean in the sheets.
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Joined April 2022
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Nov 12, 2022
    It's clear to me that a message from Roko's Basilisk caused Sam Bankman-Fried to destroy the reputation of Effective Altruism and I can't understand why no one is talking about it oh shit I understand now fuck.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Aug 1, 2024
    I lived for years in New Zealand. When you do a formal Maori introduction ceremony, you announce the River and Mountain under which you were born. I grew up in NW Ohio. I told people that my River was the Maumee and my Mountain was the Route 75 overpass.
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    Dec 24, 2022
    one of the funniest anatopisms of gunsmith cats is that there are mountains drawn in the background near chicago, the japanese simply cannot fathom a land so flat as the american midwest
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Dec 17, 2024
    Replying to @KareemRifai
    It's also a categorically insane statement. There's an entire neighborhood in Osaka called Amerikamura.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Dec 16, 2024
    Replying to @nobody_
    My response to this was instantly, 'Sounds good.' It's like this recipe but on pizza. Sold.
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    40 Cloves and a Chicken
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Nov 19, 2024
    Replying to @thecaptain_nemo
    Probably not. It's technologically explicable: the rise in law enforcement technology initially revealed the extent of the problem then removed the societal space in which they were allowed to operate.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Jan 24, 2025
    just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the national endowment for the arts. i was in charge of making sure at least a few of the homosexuals were tops.
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    Kendric Tonn
    @kendrictonn
    Jan 24, 2025
    just got the call. fired. i was the DEI coordinator at the national endowment for the arts. i was in charge of making sure at least a few of the artists were heterosexuals
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Dec 8, 2023
    Replying to @kendrictonn
    GPT has an advantage over the Star Trek computer in that it has no compunction about just making shit up.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Sep 2, 2025
    Replying to @fawfulfan
    Having recently eaten Burger King for the first time in 20 years: they did not switch to better ingredients.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Aug 1, 2024
    It is. On a sunny day like this you can take the five minute walk to the top, past the Shell station and that chicken wing place that gives all the college kids dysentery, and looking north view Toledo's majestic skyline 25 miles away.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Dec 13, 2024
    I swear to God: the Entropy/Complexity Interaction is the answer to so many puzzles in life. A Creative Force interacts with a Constraining Force and briefly they are in balance and produce wonders, but then the balance is destroyed and it all turns to mush.
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    Kendric Tonn
    @kendrictonn
    Dec 13, 2024
    I've mentioned several times how depressing I found a board game convention, where every booth had a neat set of adjectives to yell--"hey! We have an engine building area control worker placement game!"--and I think this is describing the same phenomenon, in a different sphere
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Nov 15, 2024
    Replying to @brianluidog
    No, here's the real takeaway: whether or not you have arguments is not indicative of the quality of your marriage, aside from the simple fact that a lot of arguments probably means something is out of whack.
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Sep 25, 2024
    Replying to @caesararum
    Here's what amazes me: one of our dogs one day realized that the moving pictures on the television were shapes he recognized, and he started barking when he saw cats and dogs displayed. But it didn't stop there. He's learned to recognize representative art, and will dog-alert
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Nov 5, 2024
    Replying to @kendrictonn
    Like on the beach, with one of those metal detector thingies. Has anyone tried?
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    Gabriel Morgan
    @rebelempiricist
    Jun 19, 2025
    Replying to @jessesingal
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