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Ryan Murton
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Ryan Murton
@ryan_murton
I enjoy politics and football. I try to make companies grow for a living. Chasing a 200kg bench.
Wimbledon, London via Burnley
Born October 19
Joined June 2012
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Jun 6
    2x 140kg yesterday. Very happy with that form ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Aug 2, 2024
    Canโ€™t breathe - what an app ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Mar 8, 2025
    Replying to @Joey7Barton
    Itโ€™s for charity firstly. Secondly itโ€™s probably more popular than any game you ever played in ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Nov 7, 2025
    Replying to @PolitlcsUK and @thetimes
    Stuff like this really gets on my tits. All the boomers sat on ridiculous pensions and crazy house prices. While the rest of us now get penalised for trying to save for 50 years ๐Ÿ˜ฃ
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Feb 24, 2024
    Vincent Kompany dropping his PFA Keeper of the Year from the Championship. And replacing him with a 20 year old with League One experienceโ€ฆ Will go down as one of the most stupidest decisions made by a Premier League manager in history.
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Mar 24, 2025
    Replying to @FootyAccums
    The debt comment aside, he's spot on. It was a leveraged buy out and players are assets etc. But the nominal spend figure he's kind of right.
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    May 29, 2024
    Dyche vs Kompany leaving is certainly an interesting use of different Comms Strategies
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Nov 19, 2022
    Replying to @StokeyyG2
    Genuinely think this should be a criminal offence. No time for this at all!
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Apr 30, 2025
    Your view is why English fans are probably the worst in Europe
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Dec 24, 2023
    Why do people get enjoyment out of ripping into young lads that go to the football? Find it really really really weird.
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Aug 2, 2024
    Replying to @iamtomskinner
    I can't believe you actually went to the length of texting yourself for a tweet (to take the piss of yourself tbf)
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Mar 29, 2024
    Replying to @georgeedgee and @thetrainline
    Cheek of an โ€˜Admin Feeโ€™ when theyโ€™re in the wrong as well ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Oct 12, 2021
    You know how this goes..... EuroMillions jackpot is ยฃ184m tonight. Hit 'Like' on this tweet - if I win, I'll split ยฃ10m between every person who does ๐Ÿ‘
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    Ryan Murton
    @ryan_murton
    Oct 9, 2025
    Replying to @mattzarb
    Heโ€™s a communist fruit loop that used to hypnotise women and claimed heโ€™d make their breasts bigger. Do better.
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