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Jordan
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Trophy Hunter | Writer | Wiki Editor | Father | Husband | PS5 | Alcoholism | Boss Babe | UK | 110% bloke | '91 | ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
Birmingham, England
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Joined November 2011
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Mar 19, 2024
    Replying to @j3ss3_v0idx and @nocontextfm1
    Ross
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    Jordan
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    Oct 21, 2024
    Replying to @fznfznfznfzn
    Gotta mess things up as much as possible on your way out then
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    Jordan
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    Jul 19, 2025
    Replying to @SarahFPoetry
    And honestly? You're right.
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    Jordan
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    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @cpfc_geezy
    Where's that video of the two blokes fighting and someone tries this tactic?
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Nov 18, 2024
    Replying to @rezlov__
    Evolutionary or not it's fucking stupid and annoying
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    May 16, 2025
    Replying to @Lowenaffchen
    They didn't understand the things you said on Twitter
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    Jordan
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    Nov 9, 2024
    Replying to @chiweethedog
    Definitely one of the highlights of the year so far. He encapsulates perfectly how many of us feel ngl
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Jul 20, 2025
    Because you sent it her and said when mom says this, I say this, and then you send this
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Jun 2, 2025
    Replying to @PintsO_Guinness
    Not everybody is an alcoholic
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    Jordan
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    May 11, 2025
    Replying to @clarabeepbeep
    ยฃ17 and I will be hungry in fewer than 26 minutes
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Dec 29, 2024
    Replying to @lukewallis82
    Saw someone say he looks like a lesbian that's addicted to scratch cards and I've never been the same since
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Apr 15, 2025
    Replying to @v1nsmok4 and @cpfc_geezy
    Thanks so much, didn't want to google that
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Oct 12, 2024
    Replying to @BluesDank
    You're totally correct!
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    Jordan
    @scrattle_
    Nov 8, 2024
    Replying to @_Toks96
    ยฃ23 later, still hungry, now looking at cardigans
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